Somewhere along the line I stopped chasing the melody and found the thump. Astros since birth | LSU Alum | Saints Fan | DJ | Music, Movies and Comedy
Fort Worth, TX
Joined August 2019
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Hey @Ticketmaster , I'm accustom to your service fees and you should be accustom to me saluting you 🖕
My style of logic explained:
Sometimes, I get so deep in scrolling that the only reason I realize I should get off the toilet is that my foot fell asleep.
That sentence should not make sense but I guarantee I'm not the only one.
I'd like to take a minute to recognize those in the textile industry who have experimented with the best placement of tags in tshirts. A unanimous agreement has been reached that best location is at the bottom hem. Collar and shoulder placement should cease immediately.
Here's a classic to start your hump day with a smile.
youtu.be/FA6ux8D5nUM?is=e5ag…
My subconscious really seems to like some stupid-ass songs. Today's torture features "Limbo Rock" by Chubby Checker.
The football match has been rescheduled but the football game is good to go apparently.
PSG game scheduled for Sunday in Paris has been postponed.
thesun.co.uk/sport/40786515/…
Yuuuup.
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If anyone else was wondering as I was, yes Jalen took the COVID vax.
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days.
Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
