Topher Note

Hey @Ticketmaster , I'm accustom to your service fees and you should be accustom to me saluting you 🖕

My style of logic explained: Sometimes, I get so deep in scrolling that the only reason I realize I should get off the toilet is that my foot fell asleep. That sentence should not make sense but I guarantee I'm not the only one.

I'd like to take a minute to recognize those in the textile industry who have experimented with the best placement of tags in tshirts. A unanimous agreement has been reached that best location is at the bottom hem. Collar and shoulder placement should cease immediately.

I also sometimes substitute the phrase "what did you destroy while I was out?"

Me greeting my new dog Percy when arriving back home.

This made me think " Charlie is such a ball fan." Then I immediately realized how wrong that sounded. It's early.

Here's a classic to start your hump day with a smile. youtu.be/FA6ux8D5nUM?is=e5ag…

I think this may have been too harsh. Instead, I hope they all get inconvenienced by a pestering stranger 12 times a day, every day for eternity.

My subconscious really seems to like some stupid-ass songs. Today's torture features "Limbo Rock" by Chubby Checker.

I GOT ONE WHILE TYPING IT!!!

I hope everyone who participates in campaigning via text messages has their identity stolen.

The football match has been rescheduled but the football game is good to go apparently.

Gonna have to get this one. djmag.com/news/daft-punks-al…

RIP Viper.

Unmuting a bunch of accounts at election time was a mistake and I take full accountability.

Yuuuup.

When I saw The Odyssey, the manager had a 20-30 minute discussion before the movie about IMAX. Numerous attendees had taken road trips for the viewing and this was pointed out when asking everyone to be courteous.

Hank Baskett MVP.

I miss the roof being open.