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Joined June 2022
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
I was under the impression that America already 'settled' Trump in the mid-terms. That's all the settling the world needs. Now it's time to crush russia.
🇺🇸🇺🇦 Trump: Russia and Ukraine, for the first time, I think, want to settle. We have meetings. I've had phone calls today. I'm having some tomorrow. I think it's going to be a very big settlement. I think it's going to involve all of Europe.
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
I have this sense of doom every time I am forced to accept a software update in order to watch tv. I feel like I am using up my lifetime supply of luck capital, and one day I will invite the devil into my home to destroy me.
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Yesterday was 6 refineries in 6 days. Today is 7 in 7. 6🤷‍♂️7 🤪 (Saratov)
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Were you one of those people who NEVER liked Russell Brand? Who found his 'humour' boring and childish, and his behaviour creepy and 'rapey' even right from the start. Shout out if you were.
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Russia secretly bolstered Iran's missile arsenal before war with US, records uncover Internal defense records show shipments from late 2024 through December 2025 as Trump downplayed Moscow's role foxnews.com/politics/russia-…
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
When will the US finally admit that Trump is, in fact, a russian agent?
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
I’m sorry, this is absolute bullshit….. It’s a slap in the face to Ukrainians and democracy everywhere, this is a toddler murdered in their stroller by Russia
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Wayne Gretzky praises Prime Minister Mark Carney’s decision to bar Russia from the upcoming World Juniors in Alberta.
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
I am British and russia is my enemy.
I am Georgian and russia is my enemy.
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This is quite simply the difference between the best of us; and the worst of us:
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
russia kills aspiring Ukrainian hockey players, yet some fools think russia should play international hockey...
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
If someone is in the Krakow region and has an AB Rh+ blood type, blood donations are being requested for the officer. An acquaintance of mine said a woman passed away in the restaurant he was in. Very shocking.
Jakub Kulik, policjant ciężko ranny podczas dzisiejszej tragicznej strzelaniny w Krakowie, pilnie potrzebuje krwi! Jak informuje OSP Wołczyn, funkcjonariusz, który wcześniej służył w 18. batalionie, 2. kompanii, walczy o życie. Ma niesprawne jedno płuco, a jego stan wymaga ogromnej mobilizacji. Potrzebna jest krew grupy AB Rh+. Osoby, które mogą pomóc, proszone są o zgłaszanie się do punktów krwiodawstwa i wskazanie, że oddają krew dla Jakuba Kulika. Apelujemy o pomoc i udostępnianie tej informacji! Teraz liczy się każda pomoc!
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You are a monster @Flotus
Picture #1: Yana Lantrantova at the White House with Melania today. Picture #2: Yana Lantrantova deciding which Ukrainian babies to steal. One of those babies' mothers still desperately wants her back (they were separated by the war), but Yana has already given her away. 1/
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
I don’t have a candle to light up for the heroes in Poland, so I lit this, even against my landlord rules 🇵🇱🕯️🙏 I hope the hero of the nation will survive this.
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
I wish to express my deepest condolences to our Polish friends following the deadly attack in Kraków. Hungary stands in solidarity with the Polish nation.
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Lorenzo Salgado was murdered by ICE 4 months ago today. Texans have been adding their “I voted” stickers to his memorial in Houston. I just added mine.
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Starszy posterunkowy Jakub Kulik i starszy posterunkowy Artur Morański to prawdziwi bohaterowie. Uratowali prawdopodobnie wiele ludzkich istnień, nie zważając na ryzyko utraty życia. Ich stan jest poważny, ale są pod bardzo dobrą opieką. Cała Polska trzyma za Was kciuki.
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Still no lawsuit filed, so I believe Vanity Fair... and that's very damaging for Jared.
We formally put Vanity Fair and Condé Nast on notice regarding the false and defamatory allegations published about our client, Jared Kushner. Serious questions are now being raised about the credibility of this reporting, including by independent journalists. Despite repeated requests, the author has failed to produce a single bank statement, wire transfer record, account number, or other verifiable evidence supporting these extraordinary accusations. We have seen no indication that Vanity Fair conducted any independent verification of these claims before publishing them. We call on Vanity Fair to clarify publicly whether it independently verified these allegations and, if so, what evidence supports them. Or did it simply republish the author’s claims without conducting its own fact-checking? We have demanded that Vanity Fair remove the article and preserve all records relating to its reporting, fact-checking, editorial review, and publication. Letter attached. More to come.
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Me vs my russian haters
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TortoisePope 🐢❤️‍🔥 retweeted
No one mourns the wicked!!
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