@TraderCombat

Former PR Manager for Richard Nixon. Be virtuous, especially when no one's watching

Joined August 2021
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Crow eating marinara sauce
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See you guys! ❤️
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Albania literally has puppies and kittens on every street! I'm in heaven
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@spero1ucemSep 22
girl I was seeing told me she’s just looking for fun. whats more fun than falling in love
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While this guy is out hunting liberals, I'll be at the bar making his wife cum so hard on my fingers
Christian Nightmares@ChristnNitemareSep 21
Jesus Christ…
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In Albania and twitter decided to wipe my DMs. Not very chill of you, twitter
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EVIL FAWF@BravoFawfSep 19
my wife smoked when she was pregnant and now our son’s eyes have to flip up from his head like a miata
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Fishful Thinking@FishBancSep 18
He sneezed so I turned and said "I can't believe i get to say this but Bless you" and he said "right on". And I swear it is the funniest calm I have ever experienced.
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Dog I met last week in Kotor, Montenegro. We connected. An understanding was had
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“xereca é carne CRUA, para chupar bem chupado precisa de um nível de fome que apenas leões e leopardos vão entender”
Lucas 🇯🇴🦊@umnovolucasSep 17
Chupar BUCETA não é feito para garotos que esperam o gosto de uma sobremesa bem recheada, xereca é carne CRUA, para chupar bem chupado precisa de um nível de fome que apenas leões e leopardos vão entender
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Jonnie and Clyde
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Giuseppe@netflixNcoffeeSep 17
Dick Warlock is probably the coolest name of all time.
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@KI11ERKLOWNSSep 16
dick warlock during a break on the set of halloween II (1981)
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it’s happening!!!
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@HQNewsNowSep 16
Ron White to Joe Rogan: Talarico didn't cost this state $6 million in fines and lawsuits, and that happened with Ken Paxton. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He's a criminal. He's a piece of shit.
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Knuckles is an ally
Knuckles 👊
@knuckles_stanSep 14
PRIDE IS SO FUCKING BACK BABY
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Bless up to all my mutilated, freak mutant dicked comrades
gio@odyssseyySep 14
Every circumcised guy is an amputee
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Eating pussy is one of life's greatest joys and doing it well is one of life's greatest skills.
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The skin routine is a salasylic acid CeraVe wash followed by a retinol cream and topped with a non-comedogenic moisturizer by Cetaphil, just because I know everyone was wondering.
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PK 🇨🇦@TraderCombatSep 2
Sometimes you gotta say fuck it and buy tickets to the Balkans for a 3 day hike in the Albanian Alps
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Pepsi@pepsibongSep 11
Do not cum.
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“The wicked grow bold as they are tolerated.” Tolstoy
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Me after catching hard feelings for the alt girl with double nipple piercings, septum piercing, neck tattoos (hot), and a vape addiction.
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