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Up My Own Ass
Joined August 2010
Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
damn all I've seen is French winning ts
Japanese man protecting his inflatable doll from an earthquake
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
DEAR GOD THE FRENCH ARE KILLING THE JAPANESE AHHAHAHAHhh
Les relations père et fille au Japon
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
Les Argentins quand on leur demande de choisir entre H*tler et Messi
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
me and the stripper are currently giving each other space while she figures some things out
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
she was a burger he was a king
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That means they're working lmao
People on drugs always looking happy when they’re high
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
Two big fat bitches out of breath and wearing the wrong shade of foundation
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term "We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!" "We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!" "So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸 — @NICKIMINAJ
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
Back when i came out to my basketball group theyd get mad that i dont get hard seeing them in the lockerroom man
going to the locker room as a homosexual must be insane
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
Lightly used glory hole ($1)
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
You gotta tell her hold it open when she got a lot of ass
How did Donkey fuck that big ass dragon
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
that sound is a life-changing event to an adult spinal cord 😭
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
They stole your childhood man go be young and turnt at 35
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And that old lady's name? Rosa Parks.
STOP THE CAR, DAQUAN!!!
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
STOP THE CAR, DAQUAN!!!
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Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
this is unbelievable slander
If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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Même les cellules se suicident au Japon 😭😭😭😭😭😭
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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