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My dad—a whore—is on his fourth wife and when his mom/my grandma died, all the wives came to the funeral. I was stuck in the receiving line between him and my stepmom (evil) while my mom and one ex sat in the pews. Ex-wife #1, who is a super nice lady I’d met before, came through

My friend Omwami @edwinsifuna just go back to your career.. Siasa sio career yako 😂😂.

So sad to see Elsa Majimo going through so much, may she finds healing and strength 💔😢

Class imewakataa kabisa. Out here looking like Quickmart Druski

First Lady Rachel Ruto leads a blessing ceremony for her daughter, Charlene Ruto, ahead of her marriage to Tanzanian technology entrepreneur Isaya Yunge

Ladies…?👂

The brutal double murder of 55-year-old Dutch billionaire Herman Rouwenhorst and his night guard, Evans Bokoro, in June 2021 remains one of the most chilling, highly calculated, and bizarre true-crime stories on the Kenyan Coast. The Victim: Herman Rouwenhorst was a wealthy businessman originally from Apeldoorn, Netherlands. Attracted by the booming coastal tourism sector, he immigrated to Kenya and built a vast financial empire. He owned several high-end nightclubs, entertainment joints, and massive real estate portfolios across Mombasa and Kilifi counties, including the luxurious Roco Apartments in Shanzu. Riziki Cherono Ali, his Kenyan partner/wife, enjoyed a high-end lifestyle funded entirely by Herman’s multi-million shilling empire. The Co-Conspirators: Mary Nekesa Ambani (Cherono’s former employee and trusted confidante) and Timothy Omondi Ngowe (alias Rashid, a 22-year-old local criminal contracted as the prime hitman). The most astonishing element of the background surfaced during police investigations. Cherono did not just integrate herself into Herman's life; she had compromised the entire family. Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) detectives discovered legal marriage and birth certificates proving that Cherono was legally married to William Rouwenhorst—Herman’s own brother. She had managed to maintain concurrent relationships with both wealthy Dutch brothers. She bore a child with William while simultaneously siring two children with Herman, all while living lavishly off the family's coastal business fortunes. The Motive: A Bitter Divorce Threat By early 2021, the domestic bliss at Roco Apartments had completely shattered. According to testimonies from house helps and close associates, Herman had grown weary of the turbulent relationship and explicitly threatened to divorce Cherono Because of the massive scale of his investments, a legal divorce would completely lock Cherono out of his estate and strip her of her luxurious lifestyle. Rather than walk away with nothing, Cherono decided that Herman was worth more to her dead than alive. Cherono tasked Mary Nekesa Ambani with sourcing contract killers. Ambani recruited Timothy Omondi Ngowe. Forensic evidence and confessions revealed that Cherono was incredibly persistent. The plot actually failed on two previous occasions, but she kept pushing the hitmen to finish the job. Weeks before the hit, Cherono took Omondi on a reconnaissance mission into her own matrimonial home. She allowed him to take photographs of the master bedroom layout so the killers would know exactly where to strike. In a tragic stroke of bad luck, Herman replaced his long-term security guard with 23-year-old Evans Bokoro on May 31, 2021. Bokoro had only worked for three uneventful nights. On his fourth night, he was slaughtered simply for being a witness in the wrong place at the wrong time.😭 Cherono left the apartment door unlocked and handed the entry keys to the hitmen. Omondi and his gang slipped past the gate, neutralized Bokoro, and entered the bedroom. They bound Herman's hands and legs tightly before inflicting catastrophic, suffocating head trauma. To throw off the police, the hitmen staged a "robbery gone wrong." They bound Cherono up in the living room. When police arrived the following morning, she wept bitterly, claiming that "foreign robbers" had broken in, tied her up, and brutally murdered her husband. The DCI's Homicide Unit immediately smelled a rat. Cherono's story of being spared by ruthless, bloodthirsty killers who left no signs of forced entry did not add up. The killers made away with over KSh 3 million in cash from Herman’s safe and a RealMe C11 mobile phone belonging to the tycoon. Detectives tracked this phone. Though it originally used SIM cards belonging to Cherono and her daughter, the day after the murder, a new SIM card registered to a proxy name ("Mohamed Khalid") was inserted.