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Weekly reminder not to waste time arguing with Trump voters. There are 63M registered voters that did not vote. Find one and adopt them.
OUT OF OFFICE NOTICE: I will be away from my desk for the next 48+ months and have limited access to phone, email, text, tv, and radio, as well as ham radio, electrical telegraph, smoke signal and even 2 Dixie cups attached by a string. But most especially… politics. Goodnight.
Need to name my band. Need something topical:
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Trump Debate Team: stay calm, focused, stay on policy, stay serious, focused
Trump: they are eating dogs
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When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.
If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.
If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.
Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.
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She did it: Kamala Harris called for a ceasefire while also saying she believes Israel has the right to defend itself. And also properly called Hamas a terrorist organization.
She balanced it also by honoring the victims in Gaza as well. Perfectly done.
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Mispronouncing Kamala Harris' name combines two of the Republican Party's favorite things: racism and illiteracy.
What is the difference between this and the ramblings of that guy on the corner that forces you to cross to the other side of the street?
Honestly, how big of flat out fucking moron do you have to be to want this giant fucking loser to be the president?
