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Jack

@TurtleShell83

Dragged into middle age kicking and screaming. I tweet about Army stuff, video games, and stuff I think is funny.

 Fort Liberty, NC
Joined February 2011
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memes were more funny before ai came along
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Reporter: Interest rates are skyrocketing and the government can’t afford to pay the massive national debt. What can we do? Bessent: *lips on mic* EVERYONE STOP PAYING YOUR TAXES
Nicholas Mugalli (@RealNickMugalli) profile pictureNicholas Mugalli
@RealNickMugalliSep 16
Sec Scott Bessent: I want to encourage everyone out there watching today to change their withholding ... you will get an automatic real wage increase on a weekly or a monthly basis.
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"What is the charge? Using an open source model? A succulent Chinese open source model?"
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btw @orioles fans most fragile fans in the league, dude sitting in front of me told me to stfu and sit down as soon as the Nats were doing well
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A single flood at one Air Force base cost $1.2 billion to repair, the same amount being cut from the climate and geological programs that help prevent it. warontherocks.com/2026/05/an…

An Inconvenient Reality: Climate-Preparedness Cuts Are Lethality Cuts

In 2019, the Missouri River flooded at historically high levels and damaged 137 facilities, destroyed 1.2 million square feet of workspace, and flooded

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Secretary Hegseth, the question was about the US’ reserves of MIM-104s
That Rabbit Guy (@Son_ImSleep) profile pictureThat Rabbit Guy
@Son_ImSleepMar 1
I fucked with this chick Rick Ross fucked with, I have nothing in common with him and maybe 1/10000000000th of the bank account, why she had time for me? Because she did, lmao that’s just how they are
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1713
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1658
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ELEVENTH INNING INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN
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Jarvis, order $57 worth of Shake Shack on DoorDash. No tip.
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"...and who was the author of Jane Eyre?" "Emily Brontë?" "Turn the engine off and step out of the truck for me, sir."
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First Squawk (@FirstSquawk) profile pictureFirst Squawk
@FirstSquawk28 Apr 2025
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S.
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RIP Harbor Freight. 😢
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I’m not sure how much longer Mike Waltz is going to be able to fool Trump into believing he wasn’t a regular source for Jeffrey Goldberg.
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Edge (@Trop4444) profile pictureEdge@Trop44447 Jan 2025
Replying to @emilyjames808 @AriDrennen
Nobody’s life is changed by a visit to McDonalds.
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Bombing Serbia saved their marriage.
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Junior Soprano when Tony does anything
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i know i’m gonna be alone forever because one time i went on a date with a guy who told me he was an optometrist for the veterans association and i said “haven’t they seen enough”
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"Alfred I've shit myself"
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