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Dragged into middle age kicking and screaming. I tweet about Army stuff, video games, and stuff I think is funny.

Fort Liberty, NC
Joined February 2011
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Using AI to escape the permanent underclass.
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Replying to @buccocapital
CIA Agent: Jensen, your country needs you- Jensen: Forget it, I’m out. I don’t do that anymore. CIA Agent: But Jensen, no one else can sling dick like you…
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Pretty neat actually having notifications for once
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Replying to @secretsqrl123
Worse? lol, lmao…
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My daughter doesn’t use dark mode and it makes me feel like a failure as a parent.
flexing the hit tweet on dad
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Replying to @Brody70731976
Yeah it’s a bit of a mess.
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How Ft Campbell voted
How Fort Bragg voted lmao
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How Fort Bragg voted lmao
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Enterprise dodging the draft…
I love the big CGI space battles in late-DS9, they're so enormous and exciting, after so many seasons, it felt like a real treat to see this many ships in battle! #StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine #DominionWar #CaptainSisko #Worf #Dax (#DS9 6x06)
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Ima keep it a buck- I never liked flying with religious pilots. Things get hairy and they start praying when then should be aviating. God is not your co-pilot, keep your hands on the yolk and throttle and fly that bitch all the way to the scene of the crash.
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Music for the drive to the polls
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The fact is A LOT of pilots that push “big iron” don’t have much time hand flying anymore. SOP is to get the plane off the ground, activate the flight director and autopilot then take back over on short final. 9,000 flight hours doesn’t mean very much if you’re not really flying
Middle aged man. Thoughts and prayers for everyone including the ghouls who tried to make this about something besides a tragedy
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I think my only real gripe with Generations (which you salaciously and incorrectly put below ST5) is that there’s not even an acknowledgment that Worf has this deep, longstanding beef with the Duras sisters. Not even a shot of Worf saying “man I hate these chicks.”
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I learned the words, “sophistry” “alacrity” and “sagacity” from Patrick Stewart.
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Replying to @LaylaRhiannon3
You’ll be aight.
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Sex is cool but have you ever stood in line at MicroCenter while everyone in front of you discusses the criteria they used for their purchases in detail to the cashier while looking at their fucking shoes?
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