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Joined January 2012
Was gunna check love Island but I’ve decided to shave my arse with a combine harvester.
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To the "Pale Blue Dot" from this interstellar bot: @NASAEarth, you still look as beautiful as the day I took this picture of you. Can't get over this newly-processed version of your 1990 portrait: go.nasa.gov/38mdTAL
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You can fuck right off too!
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This Woman is fucking scum.
At Oscars wearing Pomellato jewelry because it only uses responsible, ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds. #Oscars
R.I.P. Labour. 🙁
As if desperate to prove the point that it hasn’t understood the lessons of the election, and its priorities remain completely at odds with those of millions of working-class voters, Labour is about to embark on a civil war over trans rights. bbc.com/news/uk-politics-514…
On this day 1964: Richie Benaud’s last day of test cricket. Richie captained Australia 28 times and under his captaincy they never lost a series.
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Looking forward to sharing some new big show dates with you all very soon.....
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PROPER Tweet!
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Our 1st date of the new decade is just 9 days away now! We're @hornvenue with @thehowlersuk @belongingband & #allinmotion spread the word! Message us for advance tickets #TTC #artismagic
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If she cares so much, why not boycott the #Oscars
Natalie Portman embroidered her Dior cape with all of the female directors who weren't nominated for #Oscars. Check out her explanation here.
https://xitter.cf/t.co/OO0khp7Zno David Lammy lecturing everyone in 🇬🇧. He says we’ve seen no police and I’ve been here a while. Only a policeman standing behind him. How did he ever become an MP. The thickest MP in Parliament watch him on Mastermind. Thick as 2 short planks Lammy.😂😂😂
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Well this is odd. This guy blocked me before I even had chance to respond to his romantic offer. Now I’ll never know how our fairytale could’ve ended 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Storm? What storm? 292 km/h along the HS1 high-speed line in Kent on the way to Paris. #highspeedrail #StormCiara
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Now, that IS scary!
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So let’s just leave all the reactionary ‘hang the bastard’ stuff aside just for a moment. Can anybody explain why this only warranted a 16 year sentence? If he behaves himself in the nick he’ll be out in 9-10!
Well that’s gonna make C4 sit up and take notice of how important Jim believes he is. He wrote ‘demand’ in CAPITALS!!!
Hi @Channel4. I'm here, (again) to DEMAND the termination of @RachelRileyRR's contract with immediate effect. If you can't see why after everything she's done you're no better than the far right @BBC K thanks 👍 😘 xxx
Cancelling games because of the wind is a disgrace. Conditions like these are ideal for spectacular own goals. Just ask Thurrock’s Kamarl Duncan.
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Born on this day 1957: former Scotland international and manager - Gordon Strachan.
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Linehan is a twat sometimes-as are we all. But on this subject he’s right on fucking point!
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