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Mr.

@Tweet80085

found your pickle at a gas station parking lot. 1 tweet limit parody

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Joined October 2022
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Mr.@Tweet80085Apr 2
I'll need a few good bros to help Machiavelli this place your psychic will know
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How it feels to accidentally make eye contact with a girl at the gym
Image from Greg “G-Spot” Spottingham (@justgspottin)
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Life with noisy neighbours
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#MyBestJumpIs I'll stall you with *how high* and we'll drift off in convo putting it on the guy walking by
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Now this is the one right here
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My 5yr old popping back up after I just put his little ass to bed 15mins ago.
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#ItsNotAboutWinningOrLosingBut taking a shit before my coworker does
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#ItsNotAboutWinningOrLosingBut Observing after I gave bad advice also adding "but that's up to you"
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Get stuck in awkward silence and chill?
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#WhenTheWorldCupIsOver Back to the conspiracies
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Batto@Batto079Jul 17
Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.
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#WhenIUpdateMyProfile *Inner monologue* Crazy bitch this isn't about you damn..
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#WhenIUpdateMyProfile It also has nothing to do with you.
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#IDontSpendMoneyOn Delivery drivers should have porta potty access cards for Karens who want them to shit in the bush and not in her rental
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#IsACreepyToy Lettuce
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Me viewing houses worth 6 million and be like, "no, i don't like the kitchen"
Image from 𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 (@Nexiraluv)
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you either getting cheated on or used for benefits, ain’t shit genuine no more..
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JΛCΞ@jaceelsJul 17
Everyone tryna fuck, Silly me for trying to fall in love.
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i apologize to my future son for the delay, but it's just your mom ain't replying
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“What is your 5 year plan?” Brother Canada is on fire let’s just focus on today
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started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home
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if you have diarrhea and you shit something out after it’s been in you an hour. and if intestines are thirty miles long end to end. dos that mean food is going through you at thirty miles an hour
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