Backup/continuation from the time my main account got banned. Both accounts now abandoned - find me on the TARDIS-coloured firmament. Still available for work!

Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Joined December 2019
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Favourite lie I've told my kids is that The Artist Formerly Known As Prince was only the size of a cat and had to have special clothes and shoes made just for him. They asked where he is now I told them someone asked him to hold their party balloon and he floated off into the sky
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My uncle is panicking. He’s running against a strong Black woman—and a former prosecutor—who isn’t afraid to call him out or mock him. His whole campaign strategy was based around attacking Joe Biden—his age, his infirmity, his cognitive decline. It was all projection, of course, but because Pres. Biden is old and has slowed down in the last four years, and because he doesn’t shout or bully, Donald was able to make the attacks stick thanks, in large part, to his foot soldiers in the corporate media.
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How a Commodore Amiga Tank Mouse works. Who remembers when computer mouse's used a roller ball?
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Streetfighter II: Turbo Edition for the SNES Doctor Who: Inferno on VHS Super Wario Land for the Gameboy
You’re a kid again on a Saturday Off to Woolworths What 3 things are you buying money no object
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Oh, God: I’ve just been reminded of this abomination - a bastardised US take on The Avengers: youtu.be/KO3gJXKapcE?si=PrGb…
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Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this? 😍
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People get pissed off about the fridge in Crystal Skull, but there's *sort of* a scientific conceit for that, however flimsy. Whereas Indy would almost certainly be dead after three to four set pieces in the first hour of Temple of Doom, and no one cares...
What is your most infuriating example of "that character shouldn't have survived that" moment?
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Voice studio, obviously
What would you do with this room in the house
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Happy 25th @bigfinish ! It was lovely to be in a few (I'm inexpensive and available for more!) and it's been a delight bingeing those early releases on the app two decades later whilst gardening, dog walking and gym-ing lately.
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There's no way 1992 is as far from 2004 as 2024 is from 2012.
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Robert Jenrick LOVES the law. Loves it. architectsjournal.co.uk/news…
The riots we saw in Leeds and London last night were appalling. The law must be enforced equally on all our streets. There must be no more double standards. It’s time we took our heads out of the sand. Building a cohesive, united country is more important than ever before.
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Robert Jenrick here, who of course as we all know REALLY cares about laws and REALLY doesn't like laws being broken. Unless he's doing them.
The riots we saw in Leeds and London last night were appalling. The law must be enforced equally on all our streets. There must be no more double standards. It’s time we took our heads out of the sand. Building a cohesive, united country is more important than ever before.
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I have to say, I really like Pedro’s black and blue outfit
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Are you kidding? He looks like he just drank from the wrong Grail
He just doesn't bloody age
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Replying to @anon_opin
I’m at the point of Twitter having to pay me £30 a month to bother logging in
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Twitter has a £30 per month subscription package. THIRTY. POUNDS. A. MONTH. You'd have to be tapped to be paying £360 a year for this dross.
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Grant Shapps hangs up on Sky News live on air when he is informed that he's projected to lose his seat (2024)
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Fuck record store day. Who wants to buy expensive records from a really crowded shop? I wanna buy cheap records from a quiet shop.
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The reason we keep getting Tory governments is that when it comes down to it, the Right realise it's a team sport, whilst the Left are fragmented into factions bickering about their own agendas.
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