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Fc Barcelona 💯

Joined July 2024
Another 900k in the bag… back to back boom 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Still boom 985k 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚀🚀🚀🚀
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ok who is this brilliant account
So sugar is bad because it raises insulin, but protein raises insulin too, except protein is good. Fat is good because it doesn’t raise insulin much, except too much fat can make you insulin resistant. Sugar is bad because your body turns some of it into fat, but eating fat is good because it’s already fat. Carbs are unnecessary because your body can make glucose, but apparently the glucose your body makes is fine and the glucose you eat is poison. Insulin is bad because it stores fat, but insulin also stops your body breaking down muscle, which is good. Fruit is bad because of fructose, but honey is somehow acceptable if you call yourself animal-based. Milk is carnivore even though it contains sugar. Your brain only needs a few grams of sugar in your blood at any one time, so apparently it doesn’t matter that your body uses hundreds of grams of glucose every day. Ketosis is natural because your body can produce ketones, but somehow producing glucose naturally doesn’t make glucose good. And sugar is addictive because you crave it, but craving steak means your body knows what it needs. I’m actually starting to think my brain is going to explode from how incredibly logical all of this is.
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Si no puedes decir el 11 entero te tienen que dormir directamente
Wenn du mindestens 6 Spieler nennen kannst, bist du ein großer Fußballfan.
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that vibrator is not gonna lick your a** hole but okay.
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112 no work, dem pursue am straight for the national disgrace. Alwan, you go like find another job?😂😂😂😂😂
PRESS STATEMENT ALL PROGRESSIVES CONGRESS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN COUNCIL REORGANIZATION OF MEDIA AND COMMUNICATIONS STRUCTURE To ensure more cohesive, disciplined, and effective public engagement, the All Progressives Congress Presidential Campaign Council has made some changes to the structure of the Directorate of Media and Strategic Communications. The Council has approved that only the campaign's Director-General, Senator Abdulaziz Yari; the Minister of Solid Minerals, Dele Alake, as official Spokesperson; and the Minister of Information and National Orientation, Alhaji Mohammed Idris, will speak on behalf of the Council. All previously announced persons in this capacity shall henceforth dissolve into the Directorate of Media and Strategic Communications as members. Radio and TV stations are hereby advised to take note of these changes and act accordingly. The campaign will delegate appropriate person(s) for appearances where and when necessary. Rt. Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila Chief of Staff to the President and Deputy Director-General (Administration), APC Presidential Campaign Council November 11, 2026
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Valid Reason tbh Respect to Yamal
💔🗣️ | 𝐍𝐄𝐖: Lamine Yamal’s ex-girlfriend, Alex Padilla, allegedly opens up about the shocking incident that contributed to the end of their relationship. 🥀😳 🗣️ I LOST LAMINE OVER AN INSTAGRAM STORY. 💔 If anyone had told me that a video lasting just a few seconds would eventually become one of my biggest regrets, I probably wouldn’t have believed them. But sometimes, the smallest decisions have consequences we never see coming. Ever since our relationship ended, people have been trying to figure out what went wrong. Some believe fame changed him, others think the attention he receives from other women became a problem. There are even people who assume we simply stopped loving each other. But the story I wish I could tell is much more complicated. It all allegedly began with an Instagram story. I was having a good time, enjoying myself and living in the moment. At some point, I recorded a video of myself dancing intimately with my ex-boyfriend. I didn’t consider how it might look to someone watching from the outside, especially someone I was romantically involved with. I simply uploaded it and moved on. What I didn’t know was that Lamine had seen it. And from that moment, something between us was never quite the same. He didn’t immediately create a scene or try to embarrass me. Instead, I began noticing subtle changes in the way he communicated with me. The excitement was missing. Our conversations weren’t what they used to be, and the affection I once received so effortlessly started fading. Initially, I couldn’t understand why he was acting differently. Then he eventually brought up the video. He wanted to know why I would share something like that while being in a relationship with him, particularly when the other person involved was someone I had previously dated. I tried defending myself. I explained that it was just dancing and that there was nothing romantic behind it. But perhaps I was looking at the situation from my own perspective and failing to understand how humiliating or disrespectful it could have felt to him. I wanted him to believe my explanation, but he had already seen something that changed the way he viewed our relationship. And no matter how many times I tried to explain myself, things were no longer the same. Slowly, the relationship started falling apart until there was nothing left to hold on to. Now, whenever people talk about Lamine Yamal, they talk about his football career, his achievements, his growing fame and the attention he receives everywhere he goes. But I sometimes wonder whether people remember that before all the fame and recognition, he was simply a young man who wanted to love and be loved. I wish I had understood that some actions, even when they seem insignificant to you, can carry a completely different meaning to the person you love. If I had another opportunity to relive that day, I would certainly think twice before sharing that video. Because I genuinely didn’t understand that something I considered a few seconds of entertainment could become a turning point in my relationship. The story disappeared from Instagram after 24 hours, but the consequences were far from temporary. 💔 In all of this, there’s one important lesson: being in love doesn’t mean someone has to tolerate every action or overlook every boundary. People might describe Lamine as soft, but there’s a difference between being gentle and having no self-respect. A man can love you deeply and still decide that certain things are unacceptable to him. Knowing when to walk away is also a form of self-respect. Sometimes, we only understand the value of what we had after our own decisions have cost us that privilege. I genuinely hope Lamine finds it in his heart to forgive me someday, even if things between us can never return to what they once were. 🥀💔
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Chocada que ele teve coragem de falar tudo isso. Pra mim que qualquer pessoa que se relacionasse com as Kardashians ficava impedida de expor qualquer coisa sobre elas por conta do NDA.
🚨 Bad Bunny on why his relationship with Kendall Jenner didn’t work out; “We were in love but she wasn’t ready to decide for herself what she wants. She always ask her mom for permission to do anything like going out on a date and stuffs. It was exhausting cos I wasn’t dating the family, I was in love with her. One time we wanted to go on a vacation, then I got a bill of $2 million, asked her why and she said her mother and others wanted to come along. That was it for me, she didn’t hear from me again”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The quote attributed to Bad Bunny about his relationship with Kendall Jenner is fabricated; no verified interviews or statements match it. The video is a miscontextualized clip from an unrelated TODAY interview about his Puerto Rico residency and family time. marieclaire.com/celebrity/bad-… glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/kendal… youtube.com/watch?v=jF5358…
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u see that noise our oil dey make when u dey fry plantain ?? e no dey outside country btw.
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Michael Carrick handing over his Brunade Launcher to Mauricio Pochettino.
🤖 Made with AI
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Hey @grok use every metric for an attacking midfielder and tell me between these two who’s better Don’t hold back please
"Fermin is the best No. 10". Put him up against Guler using every metric on earth, and he won't last three seconds.
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Cussons baby oil though>>>> Pears is too thick and greasy
They said I should tell you that baby oil is better, lube does nothing in this situation cos 3-4 thrusts and everything is dry, only reason lube is good for vagina penetration is cos the vagina self generates juice, breasts don’t.. and oh, the messier and slimier the better
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some people no normal for this app😂😭.
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QVFUBX 170 odds edit
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Nations league and AFCON SSXZ13 Handicap 2400 odds
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If I was a professional athlete this age the kind of girls I’ll be going for not those IG troublesome baddies
FA Cup here we go, again! 📺
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Ronaldo was getting “PENALDO” shouts in 2011?? 😭
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: Oriol Romeu NO fue incluido en el equipo del año del FIFPRO. ❌
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo was NOT included in the FIFPRO TEAM OF THE YEAR. ❌
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someone said their headcanon is that sakura knew sasuke loved naruto romantically, and that naruto probably felt the same way. but since she had more influence over naruto, she started pushing hinata onto him and messing with his head by telling him he didn’t understand what real
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Please no abeg 😭😭😭😭
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