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BC ‘97, ‘01 (gap year to roadrun) | Looksmaxxing Major | 6.7 Handicap | Incoming 2035 Blackstone Analyst | Asked Leahy About NIL | Club Club | Two Saints

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Joined July 2019
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*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era
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Asking the bartender to switch one of the 5 college football games to the ALDS game
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I got my Stewie I got Meg and Chris Waiting there for me yes I do I do In Quohog I feel safe No one cares about my ways In Quohog where I belong No one heres me sing this song
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Watch this every single year. It is one of the greatest stories ever told. It’s difficult to comprehend the courage Welles and others showed that day.
Welles Crowther was a former Boston College lacrosse player who had a trademark red bandanna. He was also working in New York on Sept. 11, 2001 when terrorists struck the World Trade Center. This is the story of how he led people to safety on that fateful day 25 years ago.
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The great thing about football is your team can only piss you off once a week, sometimes twice. Baseball? You just get kicked in the balls day after day after day for months.
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Chase Hampton is when you're really aggressively pursuing prized long island real estate
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Yostin Pena again. 101.3 MPH, 380 ft .326 AVG .951 OPS
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so far, reading Aristotle is just as fun as reading Plato but for very different reasons. Plato adds gay fanfiction about his teacher into dialogues for no reason. Aristotle is always saying some shit like "two is the smallest number" without elaboration of any kind. both rule.
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ran shower gimmick for the first time in 3 weeks and 14 strands of hair fell off immediately
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Matt Shaw after hitting 3 homers on the Kirkaversary
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2 Hs in Southampton
A tradition unlike any other, logos I saw at US Open yesterday
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Cam Schittler before Cam Schlittler
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Needless to say and I’m going to jinx but Ryan Weather is on a hell of a heater over the last 6 weeks
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Sex in 2001: take off your pants and jacket
sex in 2009: take off your shirt and the long sleeve shirt underneath it
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Jackson Frazier seething
The Next Chapter. 📚 SWB is set to retire the "RailRiders" moniker after 2026, and we're excited to unveil a new identity ahead of the 2027 season! Celebrate the last ride for the RailRiders with our final three homestands of the RailRiders era! While the club’s name and look will evolve, its commitment to delivering memorable experiences at PNC Field and serving as the final stop on the path to the Bronx will remain unchanged. 🎉 Learn more about the rebrand: atmlb.com/45ZQNit
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The Cardinals really got this guy and Alexander Frias for a pair of rentals. Chaim Bloom masterpiece
WELCOME TO THE CARDINALS ORG JOSIAH RAGSDALE! Newly acquired prospect in the Dustin May trade obliterates a 110 MPH homer in his first at bat with Double-A Springfield!
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Jones is by far the best defensive OF on this roster and he’s playing the easiest position at Yankee stadium can’t make this shit up man
Yankees 8/4 T. Grisham CF B. Rice DH L. García Jr. 1B H. Ramos LF S. Jones RF J. Chisholm Jr. 2B R. McMahon 3B G. Lombard Jr. SS A. Wells C R. Weathers SP
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