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Joined May 2009
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We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.
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just imagined the most horrifying alien creature
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Loaded into the perimeter block with a backpack full of malware uploading an image of me fuckin a double barrel burger bottle to every UESC terminal I see. They calling me god now Popped a OS reboot and was shitting straight corrupted data for a week. Whole house smell like a server rack. Gulping NuCal product 899 by the gallon my tummy feel crazy. Im moving kilos of unstable boimass through the corridors of time and space making every version of me smell like generations of ass. The worms are back.
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I assume if you get your politics from a YouTuber or if you watch a talking peanut on Twitch that you are: A) literally or mentally a 9 year old child B) incapable of reading anything longer than a paragraph without getting a migraine C) both of the above
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YOU CAN ACTUALLY COUNT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN QUEBEC WHO KNOW WHAT A FUCKING "STOP" SIGN IS ON ONE HAND
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ハイエース買った知り合いが寒いからって目出し帽被ってたんだけど、お前その組み合わせはどう考えてもよくないだろ
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my grandma took me to church as a kid, and the faith healer touched my forehead; one of his lungs collapsed, and his teeth & fingernails all fell out a week later
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buying a white woman's dreadlocks off FB marketplace
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there are more Nazis & Nazi sympathizers on Twitter now than there ever was on Stormfront
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to me, role playing games aren't about collaborative story telling or high adventure. They're about getting killed by goblins in a cave.
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Billy Corgan needs to start a journal or something because idgaf about anything that coconut head has to say
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Highguard is permanently shutting down on March 12
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i'd probably like The Expanse & Wheel of Time shows more if Amazon didn't mandate everything they produce to have the lifeless aesthetics of an espresso machine commercial
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>be Canada >Prime Minister is an "economist" (bullshit made up job btw) >economy is still in the shitter >70% of the country is one missed paycheque away from homelessness or starvation >costs of basic necessities up 300% what did Mark Carney mean by this?
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Not A Lot Going On : The Liminal Cosmic Horror of Corner Gas
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apologies to Paul Verhoeven, whose repeated portrayals of the world's future as a nightmarish capitalistic, fascist ruled, dystopian hellscape have failed to capture just how nightmarish, capitalistic, fascist ruled and dystopian our reality has become in 2026
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