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San Francisco, CA
Joined September 2012
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AYO YO YOU GOT A FLY ON YO HEAD @Mike_Pence
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Replying to @uofcincy
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You might be in her DMs, but I’m in her prayers #EidMubarak
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I never thought I’d say this, but I miss the feeling of being padded down by a TSA agent 😔
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Mosquitoes are probably hella salty nobody is outside lol
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Jordan had the flu game, who gonna have the corona game?? @NBA
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My professor just said “see you all after spring break!” Mans not been watching the news?
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Imagine working your whole life to buy a house just to find out the sink was made of ramen
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Hogwarts had that toxic culture – at San Francisco, CA
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Netflix is wildinn teapaw.org/SFath/status/113094357… – at San Francisco, CA
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I swear left handed people more aggressive – at San Francisco, CA
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I’ve been airdropping the Democratic ballot to people at the polling location all day 🤧 – at Cincinnati, OH
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Replying to @PACUC
@PACUC bring Brother Nature – at Cincinnati, OH
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The only reason I vote on Instagram polls is because it is my civic duty – at Washington, DC
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Why does Kobe look so salty lol teapaw.org/bleacherreport/status/… – at West Chester, OH
Laker legends welcome LeBron to the franchise.
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getting to the career fair vs after talking to one employer – at Cincinnati, OH
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– at Kenwood, OH
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