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umxzx

@UMAIZEing

everybody eats

 San Francisco, CA
Joined September 2012
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you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?
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Hoopers taking the city back from those fuckin colonizers one park at a time 🏀
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Crispy chicken Caesar salad on croissant
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This is unequivocally and objectively freaking insane from Kyrie Irving, if he did this in 1960s, they would have accused him of witchcraft
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LeBron James receives the news that’s he’s officially the oldest player in the NBA😅
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exploratorium x llamas 🦙 x @huggingface
Image from nour e 🤖 CoRL! (@neldien_)
Image from nour e 🤖 CoRL! (@neldien_)
Image from nour e 🤖 CoRL! (@neldien_)
Image from nour e 🤖 CoRL! (@neldien_)
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BREAKING: 5 star G Bronny James has committed to Cincinnati. Bronny chose UC after he saw his father’s video saying “Go Bearcats”. Bronny chose UC over Oregon, USC, and Ohio State.
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I’m gonna be the first person to romanticize Ohio
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This how the old heads get you lol act like they tired and then make a move to the rim
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i have spent years building up this knowledge
San Francisco Store Cats by Chris Arvin · @chrisarvinsf Lilly: Michaelis · Fillmore & Union Fufu: S&S Grocery · Grant & Union Sun Sun Trading · Stockton & Pacific Animal House · Fillmore & Waller Tosca: Nabila’s Naturals · Hayes & Laguna Kiano: O’looney’s Market · Haight & Steiner Dogg: George’s Market · 14th & Church Toasty & Meow Meow: Seven · 25th & Irving Kit Kat: Randa’s Market · 16th & Valencia Chucky: Flora Grubb · 3rd & Jerrold Boots: Hey Neighbor Café · San Bruno & Burrows Photo credits: Lily photo by David N. on Yelp, Fufu photo by Ben G. on Yelp, Boots photo by Max Ramirez. All other photos taken by me.

ALT San Francisco Store Cats by Chris Arvin · @chrisarvinsf Lilly: Michaelis · Fillmore & Union Fufu: S&S Grocery · Grant & Union Sun Sun Trading · Stockton & Pacific Animal House · Fillmore & Waller Tosca: Nabila’s Naturals · Hayes & Laguna Kiano: O’looney’s Market · Haight & Steiner Dogg: George’s Market · 14th & Church Toasty & Meow Meow: Seven · 25th & Irving Kit Kat: Randa’s Market · 16th & Valencia Chucky: Flora Grubb · 3rd & Jerrold Boots: Hey Neighbor Café · San Bruno & Burrows Photo credits: Lily photo by David N. on Yelp, Fufu photo by Ben G. on Yelp, Boots photo by Max Ramirez. All other photos taken by me.

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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me:
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gen z doesn’t deserve the convenience of food delivery
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Harry Potter was a system quidditch player and would never have survived in today’s more physical era
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Cincinnati Public Schools says classes are canceled Monday, February 14, the day after the Super Bowl, so fans can celebrate a Bengal win. Classes will resume on the 15th.
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Our only two losses in the last two years are playing today for a National Championship. Let that sink in.
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i present to u the most important NFT. RT for a chance to win one of ten exclusive #McRibNFT no purch. nec. 50 U.S./DC, 18+ only. winners need crypto wallet to receive NFT. rules: mcrib.playatmcd.com
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finally thank god
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Ohio has a new license plate design. Do you like it? wkyc.com/article/news/local/…
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I’d rather the $600 stimulus over the $2,000 one.. it’ll make me hustle harder, idk... maybe I’m just built different 🤷🏻‍♂️
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