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Joined October 2012
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In case yall were wondering what a hokie really is #VOLS 🍊 #castratedturkey #noballs
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@UTKConstruction the pan-out angle they were showing woulda been a little bit weird with a big dirt spot there #awkward
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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green And construction is orange Go Vols @UTKConstruction
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It's class change and @UTKConstruction attempts to block off part of the hill by Walters as a crowd comes out. Everyone's staring at them – at Knoxville, TN
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@UTKConstruction how about some help with parking?! Wayyy better idea
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BREAKING: Street preacher enlists help of UC crane to achieve max height to be the first person raptured
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Since UT already has a thousand construction projects going on, let's go ahead and tack on the construction of a Butch Jones statue
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“@UTKConstruction: Gary Sousa will be joining the construction team in order to coordinate our bulldozer movements.”can u do a circle drill?
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Good placement for these @UTKConstruction considering the copious amount of on campus parking.
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I love how all the construction workers on campus building the new UC love to stare all the girls down creepily. @UTKConstruction – at Knoxville, TN
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They refused to name the new UC after me, that'll teach them.
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@UTKConstruction so the stuff in the pit isn't for a giant jenga game?
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@UTKConstruction I didn't think you guys would be using them today. Or ever.
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Hey @UTKConstruction can you start another project for me? #bigorangebigideas
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“@UTKnoxRock: Everyone be sure to take note of how good tennessee is at digging a hole before the game” Hahahaha.... @UTKConstruction
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What can make everyone's commute more fun and safe this morning? Traffic lights out downtown and on Sutherland! Yay!!
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.@UTKConstruction but that would require doing work. Isn't that against our contract?
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@UTKConstruction maybe throw a bit of dirt inside the scoop too. Throw some mud on the side...then it looks like you were working hard...
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All I've done this week is twerk my ass off. #bigorangebigideas
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Thank you, Birmingham.. Because I don't get enough @UTKConstruction in Knoxville.. 😑👎