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Blah blah bleurgh... Preferred Adverb: Cuntishly INTJ Jetzt geht's um die wurst.

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OMIGOD!! I got folllowed by the legend that is @MrChuckD !! Christmas came early! 💯💯 🔥🔥🔥
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Please retweet, URGENT RESCUE SPACE NEEDED FOR ROBBIE - LABRADOR CROSS BOY‼️‼️ #UK 💔❌ ROBBIE - NEEDS RESCUE SPACE. TIMES UP 10TH NOVEMBER, (Due to be killed in a British Council pound on 10 Nov 2026. ❌💔 Robbie is a young looking Labrador cross boy. He's not big but he's tall and leggy. He's undergoing assessment but so far he has been a friendly boy. We'll add more info as we get it. He sadly isn't chipped. We are unable to get videos. 🆘 ROBBIE NEEDS URGENT PLEDGES TO HELP SAVE HIM‼️‼️‼️ PLEDGES SO FAR.. £15.00 Pledges will be paid to JACOB'S POUND DOGS UK ( FUND RAISING) and used for transport and any other needs to get Robbie to a safe rescue PAYPAL. [email protected] paypal.me/jacobspounddogs Please do not send payments until he is marked safe and then use ROBBIE as your reference. I will also message everyone with the payment details 🆘 ONLY USE THE PAYMENT DETAILS ABOVE AND DO NOT PAY ANYONE ELSE All dogs must pass a temperament test before being released for rehoming via rescue. This means they will have shown no human or dog directed aggression or have given the kennel staff any cause for concern over their temperament. Our dogs need rescue spaces for rehoming via rescue, they are not for private rehoming directly from the pound. They are available via JACOB'S POUND DOGS UK. Please contact The Animal Advocate, Gill Atmeare, Deborah Shepherd or Aimiee Findlay if you can help ... PLEASE USE THIS LINK TO CONTACT THEM OR LEAVE PLEDGES 👇👇👇👇👇facebook.com/groups/13920288… #dogs #Rescuedogs #adoptdontshop #England #London @themayhew @DogsTrust @Battersea_ @RSPCA_PATeam @ScottishSPCA @MissingPetsGB @DogLostUK @Jan_Leeming @KatieAmess @GBNEWS @itvnews @NickDixonITV @clarebalding @AllDogsMatter @JerryGreenDogs @rickygervais @JaneFallon @brianblessed @rosiedoc666 @scanme_tukslaw @Tukslaw_scanme @liamgallagher @daisys_voice @Nightowl400 Robbie due to be killed Nov 10 2026. This council will not allow the public to adopt. Please share so that a shelter with space sees this.💔
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Isaac Newton invented the first GAY LAZER in 1665 to make people gay
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It's genuinely embarrassing if you can't make someone orgasm without having to cut off the air supply to their brain.
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If he can offer a sosij, he’s not completely useless 😌🙏
Word of the Day:  ÁILLEÁNACH (Irish) - an attractive and yet useless man.
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The extreme attention-seeking of many individuals- dressed up as some noble cause- is one of society’s biggest problems currently.
I was arrested for defending my family against Islamist attacks with holy water. Yes, in London, UK.
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Can we have a word Royal Mail ? A brown woman in a heejab is not St Mary from the nativity we know and love! #fuming
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Shiiittt! If I’d bounced round me nan’s house like that, she’d have beat the living daylights out of me. And I still would’ve dutifully given her a peck on the cheek when she asked 😂😂
The new John Lewis Christmas advert is SHIT. I get it.. give a present not cash, maybe I’m just grumpy today. You’ve got 2 feral kids who don’t hug nan. Some old Doris talking to a toy and probably getting scammed by a rickshaw 🛺. Didn’t really get me in the Christmas spirit. Anyway I’m off to work in the rain 👍🤦‍♂️
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Remembering Victoria Climbié 🙏🏾🤍 Victoria Climbié died in 2000 at the age of 8, following severe abuse by her guardians. Her death prompted a public inquiry, which led to significant reforms in child protection policies across England. Today would’ve been her 35th birthday.
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Happy Tuesday 🥳🥳
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Oh LOOK! You can tell my birthday is on the way and I’m becoming a vulnerable dear of a certain age… 🥳🥳
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I don’t think reparations should be paid. And I don’t think an apology is particularly useful. But let’s not get it twisted- The British Empire was involved in some sick and foul shit. And whataboutery regarding slavery in the rest of the world doesn’t excuse it.
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A psychotherapist told me that female paedophiles are more prevalent than most people imagine.
🚨 A mental health nurse who possessed 182 indecent images of children, including babies, has avoided immediate prison after being handed a suspended sentence. Kirsty Robins, 46, from Norwich, admitted nine offences after police discovered the material on her Samsung phone. The images depicted children ranging from babies to 14-year-olds. 81 were Category A, the most serious classification, involving the sexual abuse and torture of children. Investigators also uncovered disturbing online conversations in which Robins discussed child abuse, indecent behaviour around youngsters and sexual activity involving animals. Despite the nature of the material, Norwich Magistrates’ Court sentenced her to just 12 months in prison, suspended for two years. She was also ordered to undergo probation supervision and mental health treatment, made subject to a Sexual Harm Prevention Order and placed on the sex offenders’ register for 10 years. Robins had worked as a mental health nurse and previously held a ward matron position caring for people with dementia at Norfolk and Suffolk NHS. Her defence told the court that she had lost her job and her relationship had broken down as a result of her offending. No immediate prison sentence for someone who possessed 81 Category A images of child sexual abuse. Source UK Database.
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Time and again it’s been proven that men who aren’t biologically related to a child are more likely to threaten their well-being in the form of physical/sexual/emotional abuse and neglect. Primary caretakers need to understand this. Prioritise your child’s safety.
A man has been found guilty of murdering his girlfriend's 13-week-old baby in Ramsgate. Tyla Wharmby, 24, was recorded speaking to a police officer outside hospital in Margate before Hunter Hodges was airlifted to London where he later died. More here: bbc.in/4e1O3WC
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Please retweet, help is available across the UK if you are struggling to feed your pet #UK Find Blue Cross pet food banks here 👇 bluecross.org.uk/find-us RSPCA England and Wales Pet Food banks here👇 rspca.org.uk/adviceandwelfar…… Pet food bank #Cardiff and South Wales here 👇petfoodbankservice.co.uk @petsfoodbank Other human food banks across the UK which often also provide pet food here👇 trusselltrust.org Food + Pet food Banks Scotland here👇 scottishspca.org/pet-aid Below, Tenby, available for adoption, registered British charity, details or apply below 👇👇👇 hollyhedge.org.uk/animals/te… #dogs #Bath #England #Wales #Scotland #NorthernIreland #London #Petfood #cats @KatieAmess @rickygervais @Jan_Leeming #pets Tenby needs a home, Bristol, posted 1 Nov 2026.
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Cunts are setting off fireworks and everytime it’s a big one my soul is leaving my body- what’s the human equivalent of Feliway please?
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Kemi, congratulations on leading a major British party as a Black Woman. It takes real talent to rise to where you are and deceit is what it takes to rise as a Black leader in a western Conservative Party. It is a pity the climb did not leave room for a history book and since you chose to argue in the language of history, let us do the history. Let’s dissect your verbal diarrhea point by point. Everyone participated." Slavery existed on every continent. So did war, and nobody calls a village feud the World War. The transatlantic trade ran for 366 years (1501 to 1866) and put about 12.5 million Africans on ships, of whom about 1.8 million died before they saw the Americas, according to the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Database. It ran through joint-stock companies, chartered monopolies, Lloyd's underwriters and acts of Parliament. It was hereditary, because the law made the child of an enslaved mother property from birth. It was racial, because a whole continent was defined as chattel. No other system in history combined those features at that scale. Dissolving all of it into "people from every continent" is far worse than intellectual dishonesty. Britain was a market leader, not a participant. British ships carried about 3.2 million Africans, second only to Portugal and Brazil. The Treaty of Utrecht (1713) gave Britain the asiento, a thirty-year monopoly to supply 4,800 enslaved Africans a year to Spanish America. The Royal African Company, chartered in 1672 and headed by the Duke of York, later James II, branded its captives "DY". During Edward Colston's years in its leadership it shipped about 84,000 people, and roughly 19,000 died on the way. You say British taxpayers should not answer for what happened before they were born. They did. In 1833 Britain borrowed £20 million to compensate slaveholders, and taxpayers serviced that loan until 2015, including the descendants of the enslaved. So the principle you invoke was not applied when the cheque went to slaveholders. It only appears when the cheque changes direction. "Navel-gazing" is a curious charge from someone whose party spends more energy on the past (Empire nostalgia, culture war crusades) than most of those you accuse. Defend Britain if you must. But do not use your Nigerian name as the permission slip for arguments Nigerians know better than anyone.
Slavery was an evil in which people from every continent and region participated. We should be honest about the whole history, not select the parts that are politically convenient today, especially given Britain's leading role in ending the transatlantic slave trade. If Caribbean countries are asking Britain for a formal apology for Britain’s role in the transatlantic slave trade, will they also be asking the same of the descendants of African kingdoms, rulers and merchants who captured, sold and profited from the trade? On demands for reparations, whether through cash or debt relief, we have been down this track before. Twenty-five years ago, Jubilee 2000, Drop the Debt and Make Poverty History argued that cancelling the debts of poorer countries would give them a fresh start. More than $100 billion of debt was eventually written off, but many of those countries have since built up even bigger debts. Labour are already spending too much on Britain's welfare state, now is not the time for Andy Burnham to be providing global welfare. There is no reason British taxpayers today should be held financially responsible for things that happened generations before any of us were born. And I have even less patience for political elites in commonwealth countries who don’t know how to make their own citizens prosperous now looking for another opportunity to blame Britain. As Prime Minister, Andy Burnham should be Britain’s greatest defender. Instead, he is writing articles saying we need to confront our history (as if we haven't done enough of that) and considering another formal historical apology. Tony Blair already expressed Britain’s deep sorrow and regret for our role in the slave trade nearly twenty years ago. There is no need to do so again. This is all another navel-gazing distraction. The Commonwealth should be looking forward, not endlessly backwards. That means economic partnerships to make us all richer and deeper military and security cooperation against common threats. If every Commonwealth summit becomes an exercise in presenting Britain with demands for cash then we need to start asking if it is worth the effort.
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Choose your friends wisely. Some will lie to your face and say things like “you have enough books” or “why don’t you read the ones you have?”
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This is so beautiful! This is the kind of friendship all men need.
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You can often immediately tell who the partners/spouses are in the Strictly audience cos when they get up to clap, they grimace under the pretence of smiling. #Strictly
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Warren G sampled the opening of Regulate straight off a VHS of Young Guns. Him and Nate were already using “regulate” as slang, then he heard this line and knew that was it. Still one of the cleanest intros in hip-hop.
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