@UltraJohnus

Like Mr. Voorhees, I always come back. That annoying centrist nerd. Alleged "hardcore leftist". Dog lover. Games and crap. Politics too. Bob cut supremacist.

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Joined June 2024
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Here’s a hard pill to swallow: Buffy was never good
Polygon
@Polygon10m
27 Years Ago, 'Buffy the Vampire' Unleashed an Impossibly Good Season, and Broke the Fandom polygon.com/buffy-season-3-b…
27 Years Ago, 'Buffy the Vampire' Unleashed an Impossibly Good Season, and Broke the Fandom

ALT 27 Years Ago, 'Buffy the Vampire' Unleashed an Impossibly Good Season, and Broke the Fandom

Russia’s top entry just revealed:
Polymarket
@Polymarket1h
JUST IN: Russia to host the 2030 World Weightlifting Championships in Moscow, marking the first major global sporting event awarded to the country since its invasion of Ukraine.
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I actually read that winter Trump post And sweet Lord, it’s something else
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Three Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman10h
Mariano Rivera was not meant to be a starter, and Donald Trump is not meant to write long essays This man was a master of 280 characters. Put him back on a pitch count
Polymarket
@Polymarket10h
JUST IN: Trump calls Bill Maher a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER,” in 1,300+ word Truth, 10 days after hosting him for a 4-hour dinner at the White House.
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Every alt rightard has the exact same personality I swear
Keith Edwards
@keithedwards14h
amazing
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This one ended in cannibalism and no one is upset about it
ClipCraft AI
@clipcraft7Oct 20
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raccoon with confusing auras
@raccoonAuras4h
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日本ネタ 🇯🇵😂
@Nihon_Neta3h
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Why are these Tung Tung videos fever dreams
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Can I say something?
Aesthetic Girl
@Aesthetic_Misss14h
Orange and the wedding dress
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I’ve been waiting on this “age of abundance” for two years. “Vote red and surely it will happen!”
Shaun Maguire
@shaunmmaguire11h
We will enter an age of abundance If we can stop the communists for the next 5 years
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I got all the achievements in Belmont’s Curse…what else can I play that’s spooky — Hey, I never properly got around to Iill’s Ass: The Game…
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Three Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman13h
Please Jesus let this be true
TMZ
@TMZ15h
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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Three Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman11h
Our greatest President, Ben Franklin, was also a big fan of elite cabooses
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US15h
TRUMP: "I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss."
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Trump is an ass man. Congrats @jay_kobbe he’s your spirit animal
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puppies video
@puppies_video10h
Little pup is so beautiful ❤️❤️
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I think this is Trump’s longest Truth Social post ever written.
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Trump on important international policy: a pithy and brief tweet Trump on Bill Maher:
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Evan Siegfried
@evansiegfried11h
A year ago, this sweet boy was diagnosed with cancer. Today, he’s cancer free
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