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he/him 🥯 Fmr GM @JoinTheDynasty / "Bryson" on @planetscumlive / #cgpmnn Digital Producer 🥯 Current Eggs Benedict enthusiast

Joined February 2010
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Hi! I'm Uncle Bryson. I'm a producer, editor, and livestreaming professional looking for my next great opportunity. I've had the privilege of contributing to @JoinTheDynasty, @planetscumlive, and other phenomenal places. Need an Uncle Bryson? I'm available immediately! 1/2
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Final reminder that I'm @unclebryson in most other places (namely, the places linked below) Outside of that - bye!
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PROUD OF @lynnmaleh & Hilarious Habibis!!!
Replying to @HollywoodImprov
@angelocolina @ianimal69 #jordanjensen & Hilarious Habibis with @juicygena & @lynnmaleh are SOLD OUT! There will be stand by lines, first come first serve.
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Roman Reigns & Paul Heyman hugging on stage. #WrestleMania 🎥: @MonsieurMatt25
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ACEOFSTEEL just made 24 years of watching the product fully worth it
🚨 NEW ACEOFSTEEL VIDEO 🚨 Bro is that LA knight riding a fucking slim Jim? 😭😭
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Do I have a job he wants?
Jay Leno is at the door. Do you let him in?
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Try starting at midnight (for no real apparent reason) and don't limit your screening the just the three trilogies like we did for the 2020 @GLucasTalkShow May the 4th watch-a-thon
That 24-hour, 9-movie STAR WARS marathon apparently begins at 8pm and kicks off with the prequels, which means you'll be watching THE PHANTOM MENACE at a perfectly reasonable hour and the og STAR WARS and EMPIRE STRIKES BACK at like 4 and 7am or some shit.
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Honey, we all know you're using the glow text preset on Canva for your comedy show poster because everyone's using the glow text preset on Canva for their comedy show poster
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Had to make it in Canva to really drive the point home
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Here's our playthrough of Shipwreck Arcana from @MeromorphGames! We had a lot of fun talking about Titanic, boy fights, and British game shows. twitch.tv/videos/2093645779
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We're LIVE NOW! twitch.tv/hotcarbslive
This Sunday we'll be playing Shipwreck Arcana live on twitch and you can play along from home by shouting at your tv*! Join @feral_yeet and I as we play our favorite weekend-morning-sipping-coffee chill game - now with more AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION!
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This Sunday we'll be playing Shipwreck Arcana live on twitch and you can play along from home by shouting at your tv*! Join @feral_yeet and I as we play our favorite weekend-morning-sipping-coffee chill game - now with more AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION!
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SUNDAY @ 11a PT over at twitch.tv/hotcarbslive *Typing in the chat will be more effective, but you do you
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This was legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever watched
Hi I have a crowd working special and I hope you watch okay thank you bye bye youtu.be/OMrZshGJORg?si=ZijO…
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We're LIVE NOW @ twitch.tv/hotcarbslive!!!
Hey!! Sorry for promo, but I play Day of the Tentacle on a black screen, clicking solely based on my memories from 13 years ago. We are 53% through! If you like adventure games, please come hang out and chat! Feb 19 11amPT/2pmET Twitch.tv/HotCarbsLive
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Only interested if it's a murder mystery at Evangeline's Costume Mansion
Greta Gerwig reveals she wants to make 2 more films set in Sacramento and that she would be open to revisit Saoirse Ronan’s character in a sequel to ‘LADY BIRD.’ (Via @Lulamaybelle)
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Perfect speech
Thrilled to see Ayo Edebiri WIN for Best Television Female Actor – Musical/Comedy Series for The Bear! #GoldenGlobes
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BREAKING: Silly tweet takes off. Follow twitch.tv/hotcarbslive for updates...
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This would be my whole gimmick too
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No Mama's Family, no Drew Carey Show, no WWE Raw, no Rosie O'Donnell Show, no Terriers INCOMPLETE LIST
This week's Variety cover story: The 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time variety.com/lists/greatest-t…
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This is just a genuinely good song in addition to being hilarious @TommyMcNam is so good!
“I’m Too Drunk To Talk To You” My debut special SMOLDERING is now available on YouTube! Directed by @MikeSkoy! Featuring @1800PATBYRNE @Corndogobrien @MrChrisDonahue @AlecSpiegelman and more! Recorded at @BellHouseNY ! A full special of jokes and songs, please watch/share!
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