Flyover state supremacy. Forklift certified. Space is cool. I have crabs.

Joined July 2024
So long, Gay Walzer.
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Imagine trying to brute force 1 out of 394,020,061,963,944,792,122,790,401,001,436,138,050,797,392,704,654,466,679,482,934,042,457,217,714,972,106,114,142,662,548,849,156,408,066,279,903,068,160 possible values and getting it on the 5th try.
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They didn't even need to start counting on the other hand.
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We're building the biggest and most expensive cloud datacenter infrastructure physically possible for the primary purpose of generating self-contained open source tools that never need to touch a server ever again. The future is bright.
statically linked, self-contained software applications rn
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Replying to @kognise7
If you know what to write! I sometimes have half-verbalized thoughts that are easy to say but harder to formalize.
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Unix retweeted
The 5th Monkey writing the complete works of Shakespeare:
Imagine trying to brute force 1 out of 394,020,061,963,944,792,122,790,401,001,436,138,050,797,392,704,654,466,679,482,934,042,457,217,714,972,106,114,142,662,548,849,156,408,066,279,903,068,160 possible values and getting it on the 5th try.
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When I was already in the middle of my camera gear buying spree a few months ago, Amazon started a 10% cash back deal on all Canon products with the no-fee Amazon card that I already had. Needless to say, many financially irresponsible decisions were made that week.
I don’t understand what’s the benefit of credit cards. Those points and rewards people talk about ? You only get that with the credit cards you have to pay an insanely high monthly fee for and the rewards really don’t make up for it. My debit card costs nothing.
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5 years from now we're going to look back on these statements like we look at corporate white-text-black-background Floydposting today.
lol this is completely insane... such a bizarre purity culture around this issue.
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What does he know?
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5 years ago, everyone was claiming that Starlink was an impossible pipe dream, it would never scale, it would never be profitable, dumbass Elon. Today, everyone is claiming that they are going to build and launch and maintain their own LEO constellation like it's no big deal.
Canada announces: Telesat, homegrown satellites, will be expanded and Starlink usage will soon be removed. This is what every country on earth should do asap.
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They are recreating Halo 2 Zombies on Foundation from first principles.
Words cannot describe how amazing infection is with 128 players
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Replying to @LokiJulianus
If they just had universal healthcare like they have in Europe this wouldn't be happening in Europe
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I dislike this argument that Roadster is a precursor to some future flying car tech. It's not nor should it be, mainstream flying cars won't and shouldn't be a thing. The Roadster is cool because it's cool. No more argument is needed. It justifies itself.
Genuinely, what's the point of this 3D-looking wallpaper? Except, now, it's bubble-wrap. Someone made a WEAK adhesive. What was the point of that? Years later: Post-It Notes. Gee, this failed water repellant is sure useless. We'll use something else on our Atlas missiles. That was WD-40. Tell me you know nothing about invention and engineering without saying you know nothing about invention and engineering.
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Photography is my passion.
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This would be a superior choice for dealing with protesters.
Replying to @DabsMalone @elon
Should have just gone full send and powered the tesla roadster thrusters with hydrazine like this thing
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Someone at Porsche PR is being buried to their shoulders and stoned tomorrow.
Mission S. Authentic. Consistent. Timeless. A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience. Call it a love letter.
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They are going to have it puff its way out of the Starship payload bay, slowly circle the ship, then fly back into the back and lock itself down for reentry and landing. Old Roadster proved FH could launch things far, new Roadster proves Starship can bring things back.
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Reminder that SpaceX wants to do a double catch in ~1 month. 2H 2026 is a banger.
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Tesla Roadster flew before Neutron @RocketLab time to lock in
Top 10 hardest pics OAT IMO.
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It's gonna be so funny when NASA solicits pitches for an HLS moon rover and Elon pulls up the next day in the fully completed one that they designed in tandem with the Roadster.
Here is the next-gen Tesla Roadster development video from the unveil event that they shared exclusively with us.
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