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Princess Cookie

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Joined April 2009
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Dean@Cool_DeansNov 4
We thought it was Joever, but turns out we were just getting Jarted
clementine (@clementineultra) profile pictureclementine@clementineultraNov 4
Biden refusing to drop out as part of his master plan to create a 2026 blue wave and guaranteed decade of congressional control
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Joseph Nolla, SJ@josephnollasjOct 5
Arguing for the death penalty by appealing to the most famous case in world history of a guiltless man being wrongly executed is a titanic self-own
Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) profile pictureJack Posobiec
@JackPosobiecOct 2
Christ Himself accepted the death penalty
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While Jesus submitted to his crucifixion, the Gospels depict the process as unjust and interpret his acceptance as sacrificial, not as an endorsement of Capitol Punishment. bbc.co.uk/religion/relig… biblegateway.com/passage/?searc… biblegateway.com/passage/?searc…
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Asher Perlman
@asherperlmanMar 25
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larrikin@HELLLLHOOOOLEMar 19
Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part
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yc@ycFeb 5
Heartbreaking: The worst boot-wearer I know just made a great point
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Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 (@ReOpenChris) profile pictureChris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸
@ReOpenChrisFeb 4
🚨DeSantis says NO DATA CENTERS! They do NOT create jobs and suck up all the electricity! “I don't think there's very many people that want to have higher energy bills just so some chatbot can corrupt some 13 year old kid online! That is not what anybody is signing up for!”
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Chicago Bears
@ChicagoBears28 Dec 2025
Kings of the North 👑
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Hater Report
@HaterReport28 Nov 2025
Jalen Hurts when the other team stops the Tush Push
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Greg Olsen
@gregolsen8828 Nov 2025
Philly is throwing into the wind bc Chicago won the toss and took the ball It’s not random Ben Johnson planned for the 4th qtr hours ago
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais19 Nov 2025
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Kalshi Sports (@KalshiSports) profile pictureKalshi Sports
@KalshiSports17 Nov 2025
What’s the single most clutch play ever made?
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You are depressed
Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) profile pictureMatt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog19 Nov 2025
Every pizza delivery chain is inedible now. It wasn’t always this way. You used to order a pizza and they delivered actual food, even good food in some cases. Now it’s all garbage. Domino’s, Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, Little Caesars, etc. All insultingly bad.
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Bears Facebook is a strange place.
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It’s always just this shit
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atrupar13 Nov 2025
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
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Buster Cretin@turbopisser12 Nov 2025
Aw geeze, Lois, dis is worse den da time I was captured at da Battle of Sedan.
Explorer Of Moments (@ExplorerMoment) profile pictureExplorer Of Moments
@ExplorerMoment11 Nov 2025
French soldier (sapper) in captivity, 1940.
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jake rhodes@jakebrodes7 Nov 2025
Ok so I’m homelander (white, strong, indestructible) and my wife is Sidney Sweeney (honkers, blonde, family racist) and whenever we hear “partner” we go blegh.
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@Jbanklestankle17 Nov 2025
Me and my wife at school conferences when the teacher mentions her "partner"
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naiive
@naiivememe5 Nov 2025
When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.
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Congrats and proud of my fellow Albanian but what on earth was there to cry about for Madrid 10 years ago? Prime BBC era? Start of 3 UCLs in a row?
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duck 𓅇@duckenheimer3 Oct 2025
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Ken Dilanian (@KDilanianMSNOW) profile pictureKen Dilanian
@KDilanianMSNOW3 Oct 2025
The challenge coins being handed out by ⁦@FBIDirectorKash⁩. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.
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