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Vasu Primlani

@VasuPrimlani

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Joined November 2009
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Replying to @anandmahindra
@anandmahindra Good morning! I have a fuel-efficiency proposal for vehicles.. can reduce by 20%. Would love to partner with Mahindra on this. Could we talk please? LOVE your work!
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Replying to @Vysheshk
@vysheshk @shiprocket HORRIBLE service my packages keep waiting while your companies claim to have ‘delivered’ them magically. Boxes arrive destroyed and your tickets are “resolved”. Called five times. Raised support tickets. No solution.
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This mom is a hero!
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Haha awesome, Rajat! And lovely thought!
Rajat Padhi (@rajatpadhi) profile pictureRajat Padhi@rajatpadhi20 Jun 2020
Replying to @VasuPrimlani
@VasuPrimlani It helps to know we have real people we can listen to . Communication is being lost among claps , cymbals , dongs and may I say wrongs ! One Gong for that !
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Awesome! God bless them!
Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) profile pictureVala Afshar
@ValaAfshar20 Jun 2020
Fate whispers to the warrior, 'You can not withstand the storm.' The warrior whispers back, 'I am the storm.’ teapaw.org/HubNature/status/12669…
This guy nearly runs in down head on when I am crossing the road and tells me it’s my fault that he wasn’t looking. @delhipolice @delhitrafficpolice @sharmasupriya
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Two fabulous new courses - MBA and Masters in urban governance and management from XUB. Excellent course, incredibly competent faculty. Admissions open now! #mba #ma #education
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You mean a white guy who IS a dick?
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Coronavirus is asking a question. What is our answer? youtu.be/HyHI8ntO5Ls #CoronaVirusChallenge #CoronaVirusChallenge #CoronaAlert #CoronaCrisis #CoronaOutbreak @WHO @POTUS @AngelaMerkeICDU
Onnne.. TwooooThreeeee.. ReadyOrNot here I stay! #MyQuarantineInSixWords
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Don’t let ANYONE tell you what osnright for you. They may suggest, however.
The Outstanding Speakers' Bureau (@The_OSB) profile pictureThe Outstanding Speakers' Bureau@The_OSB4 Mar 2020
Last question for #TOSBchat on #EachforEqual with #TOSBSpeaker(s) @DeepaAthlete @VasuPrimlani @eikabanerjee & @Shrutiswaroop
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You remember the bumper sticker on a car that breaks traffic rules and says ‘do not honk ‘? This is what it looks like.
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A hero. The central government of India, cowards.
Mohammed Zubair (@zoo_bear) profile pictureMohammed Zubair
@zoo_bear27 Feb 2020
Hindu Man Battling For His Life After Saving 6 Muslim Neighbours. Miscreants threw petrol bombs & set Muslim homes on fire. Soon as Premkant Baghel got to knw about the incident, he ventured out to save the lives of people trapped inside the burning house. indiatimes.com/amp/news/indi…
Hindu Man Battling For His Life After Saving 6 Muslim Neighbours When Mob Burned Their House

Hindu Man Battling For His Life After Saving 6 Muslim Neighbours When Mob Burned Their House

Amid violence, there were many who whole-heartedly came out in support of those in need and offered help in every capacity. Delhi Gurdwaras opened their doors to Muslim families who were forced to...

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Good thing his first r is not an L.
George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) profile pictureGeorge Takei
@GeorgeTakei25 Feb 2020
Please help me wish my wonderful husband @BradTakei a most happy birthday. 🎉 I love you, Bradder. 💕
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Working on it!
Dr Subroto Roy (@subyroy) profile pictureDr Subroto Roy
@subyroy20 Feb 2020
We need a sequel please!
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But please, can we not reserve 100,000 seats for our other Hindu Gods? In every train? Why this discrimination and preferential treatment?
ANI UP/Uttarakhand (@ANINewsUP) profile pictureANI UP/Uttarakhand
@ANINewsUP16 Feb 2020
Varanasi: Seat number 64 of coach B5 in Kashi Mahakal Express (Varanasi-Indore) has been turned into a mini-temple of Lord Shiva. The train was flagged off by Prime Minister Narendra Modi via video conferencing yesterday.
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What? Take action against their own directives? The police does not act of their own volition. They act under orders. From “above”.
Arvind Gunasekar (@arvindgunasekar) profile pictureArvind Gunasekar
@arvindgunasekar16 Feb 2020
CCTV footage has emerged now showing police personnel attacking Jamia students who were studying in library on December 15. Delhi Police had denied any such brutality earlier, now video evidence has come out, what action will MHA take ?
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The show MUST go on!
Arun Bothra 🇮🇳 (@arunbothra) profile pictureArun Bothra 🇮🇳
@arunbothra15 Feb 2020
This is the focus I need in my life
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Replying to @gshmueli
@gshmueli Professor Shmueli I think I need your help with my data. I am doing my phd in Ecodriving and and developing a spatially segregated framework on driving patterns. May I please speak with you?
Have your ‘acche din’ not arrived? If you think they haven’t, it’s your own fault. youtu.be/coMXFNnFdIk @ShashiTharoor @ArvindKejriwal
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