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Venting Waiter

@VentingWaiter

A #Waiter Not A F**king #Server #DontQuoteMe We Got A Lifer Here.

 New York
Joined May 2011
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Most days is just me hoping and wishing to myself that the first 12 people through the door ask me if we're open. #WaiterLife #OpenDoorPolicy
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What is it? Did everyone collectively decide they're going to split every entree and tip like shit? #GTFOH #SplitADick
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Please Restaurant Gods bestow upon me the ABILITY TO NOT CARE #WaiterLife
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Ever heard somebody complain that wherever they go they get forgotten about and bad service? Do you think for a moment they ever stop to think that maybe they're just forgettable? 🤷‍♂️ #WaiterLife
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I purposely tripped someone today. This Is The Year #WaiterLife #FarewellTour #Lifer
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I wish this woman understood how much I cannot tolerate her face.
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Fun new game. Instead of saying sorry about whatever it is you're going to do anyway, how about turning that sorry into an additional 1% towards tip? #WaiterLife
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Funny. The lady sitting here for the last 20 minutes, still with hat & jacket on who was self-proclaimed "not hungry in the least" just dislodged her jaw and swallowed the whole basket with the bread in it, a new born and a few Christmas ornaments. That's the spirit lady
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Yummmm.... Y'all smell that? That's not defeat..... Oh no that's just the salad guys colon. #WaiterLife
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This mask is really cramping my ability to snag a few fries, nonchalantly from the window. #WaiterLife #ServerProbs
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Nicole Foti@NicoleFoti25 May 2020
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@VentingWaiter Waiting tables post quarantine! youtube.com/watch?v=L5IPRJB6…
Waiting Tables Post Quarantine

Waiting Tables Post Quarantine

Waiting Tables Post Quarantine#restauranthumor #postquarantinelife...

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Nicole Foti@NicoleFoti2 Jul 2020
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@VentingWaiter Tips for going out to eat during a global health pandemic that all the Karens need to hear...youtube.com/watch?v=ao0UaseG…
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Ain't nothing like that 10 minutes before I open the door, espresso, smoke and maybe some Bill Withers. My 10 minutes of Zen before its WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME! #WaiterLife #ServerProbs
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Oh we’re in a pandemic? He’s 10%.
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Saturday Vibes. GTFOH #WaiterLife #ServerProbs
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You can sit on my front steps all you want but you better believe I'm not opening up that door until 12 #WaiterLife *good to be back
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Everything had to be shut down today by 8 p.m. 10 years I've been here good and bad, doubles and singles. Tonight is the night I have to walk out and everything may not be the same. Finding it really hard to leave right now. Stay safe and get back to work soon❤️ #WaiterLife
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Hi, are you open today? (Wrong answers only)
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Had a table this afternoon address me as "Waiter" for the entire meal. In the eleventh hour 3 minutes shy of putting their jackets on; the lady who was cackling my profession choice as a name finally asks my name. My reply: Waiter, Waiter White 🤣🤣🤣 #WaiterLife #FakingBad
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Don't f**k with me chef. #ForeverDecaf #WaiterLife
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