Lucha Libre at Pike Place Market!

You gotta go through it to get to it.

I'm a, "How am I gonna fuck up this new chapter of my life?" And it's a problem I'm trying to fix.

You ok? @LexiLips

Peep your dm. Let's go shopping! @hotmochababy

Thank you Buffalo!

The real Sam Darnold is back!

Bro..The Huskies fucking suck

East of Eden is my favorite book. This show is absolute dog shit.

I love love love your nose 😍 @elysiumpls

Currently in downtown Seattle watching Seahawks fans talk shit to Chargers fans after that dogshit performance. The secondhand embarrassment is real.

Seahawks would be losing if they were playing a decent team.

Let's go get something to eat. I'm bored, and it's nice out. @LexiLips

Wow..Jason Meyers really missed a PAT

Phillies x White Sox would be dope

I've decided to take on an egregious amount of debt with the hope that either AI kills us all or Trump starts a nuclear war and the apocalypse makes repayment irrelevant.

Just saw a lil Mexican man bear mace a crackhead and then chase him into a Taco Time! Seattle tings!

Liverpool won. Seahawks won. Mariners won. Rare air for me!

"Stop puttin quarters in the ass kickin machine."