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cait 🦨

@Violet_Vulpix

does as she pleases • just somebody's deadbeat daughter

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Joined January 2022
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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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Quinton Reviews (@Q_Review) profile picture
Quinton Reviews@Q_Review11h
I've been looking into Ethan Klein's comments on Israel... everyone always says he's a Zionist, but the reality is worse. He actively admits that there is a genocide and that Netenhayu is evil. It's just that he also believes everything Netenhayu says. So he's just stupid.
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The mom was absolutely right. This doesn't seem like a big deal at first but the expectation to accept "nice" disssapointment like this are how people slowly ignore their own desires, accept less, and be resentful of those who ask for more. You don't have to accept stuff from
Barefoot Pregnant (@usuallypregnant) profile pictureBarefoot Pregnant
@usuallypregnantOct 29
Who's wrong here?
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Probably shouldn’t have accidentally fallen asleep before 8pm on the couch yeah
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Yall could never make me defend drake she’s in the right
that bisexual bitch (@mrscratch13) profile picturethat bisexual bitch@mrscratch13Oct 29
im on her side sawry
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Is it not enough to never want to be in a position where you can’t support yourself? I don’t actually want a job, in fact I wish I could fully support the lifestyle I want by doing arts and crafts but I watched my mom rely on men for survival my whole life and I would rather die
🥒 salty pickles 🥒 (@ladyloodeeloo) profile picture🥒 salty pickles 🥒
@ladyloodeelooOct 29
I fully admit that I don’t really understand the mother who wants to keep working even though her husband makes enough money and she doesn’t have some top tier career that is difficult to take sabbaticals from.
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Most valid crashout!
frankie steins gay uncle (@ewkewpid) profile picturefrankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpid22h
yall be careful out there my bff just got dumped the day before halloween and now her half of the couples costume wont make sense
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stylish older women remind me what life is really all about.
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Me rn waiting for my new carpet cleaner to get here
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Toasted my uncrustable too long gonna end it all
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If you’re me? Footrest
Não-Binarierin | 🏳️‍⚧️ (@wdisaerin) profile pictureNão-Binarierin | 🏳️‍⚧️@wdisaerinOct 30
Eu to tentando imaginar um uso p isso, sei q eh obv, mas nao consigo pensar
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I don’t want to have to prepare for a military emergency, I want my fuckass government to stop doing shit in other countries that makes everyone in the world hate us.
The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) profile pictureThe Hormuz Letter
@HormuzLetterOct 29
BREAKING: US military is preparing for the possibility of a major war that could cripple power grids, disrupt supply chains and threaten critical infrastructure on US soil, per NY Post. It comes as Former FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino tells Americans to take the emergency preparedness warnings seriously, saying "Get your stuff today. Please. Do it for your family."
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This sucks and no one wants this.
Mike Vorkunov (@MikeVorkunov) profile pictureMike Vorkunov
@MikeVorkunovOct 29
This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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I REALLY want to know why my upstairs neighbor vacuums in whatever room is right over my living room every day without fail. Like.. EVERY DAY. He gets home and then a little later, vacuum. I’m nosy af. Is something making a mess? Is it a compulsion? I gotta know
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Liam@LegoRacers2Oct 29
The golf cart, the architecture, the gaudy decor, the grab-bag theology, the complete rejection of community and tradition… this is a crueler mockery of America B and their anxieties than anything I could come up with
Christian Nightmares (@ChristnNitemare) profile pictureChristian Nightmares@ChristnNitemareOct 29
I rebuke golf cart McMansion hell…
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I’m not a chill girl I’m just not
✪ 𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘 ✪ (@KBLINKZ_20) profile picture✪ 𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘 ✪@KBLINKZ_20Oct 29
Maybe I should have consulted an attorney, because this GTA VI contract I signed from my husband, seems a bit one sided. And what about Thanksgiving? 😂
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I’ve hated pranks my whole life man whatever gene people have that makes them think pranks are funny… I’m missing that
gigi (@InPlasticWrap) profile picturegigi@InPlasticWrapOct 29
parents that do this thing where they cause their child obvious distress so all the adults in the room can laugh and then turn around and get really upset about bullies always puzzled me
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New pajammies time 🙂‍↕️
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This is crazy funny
The Halfway Post (@HalfwayPost) profile pictureThe Halfway Post
@HalfwayPostOct 28
Replying to @HalfwayPost
JD Vance’s office is reportedly receiving hundreds of letters a day from people mailing him news stories about Donald Trump’s corruption after Vance claimed he hasn’t seen any evidence of Trump enriching himself.
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