Bitch I’m from Louisiana 🎶

Lafourche/Terrebonne
Joined March 2009
Not gonna lie, this is cute.
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Wendy the tired Essential Worker retweeted
"If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me"
If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
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Wendy the tired Essential Worker retweeted
This is legitimately sad.
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Wendy the tired Essential Worker retweeted
Make it 10! The Cardinals are officially 0-10 at home since hosting the Charlie Kirk memorial.
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Fuck him
It’s a bizarre scene with Bill Vinovich calling this game because he’s getting booed by both Saints and Steelers fans even when he’s announcing good news for the Saints.
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I thought this was great. Very New Orleans and a nice change up from the traditional we have been getting at these international games. Good job guys. 👍
New Orleans-based brass band The Soul Rebels gave an incredible rendition of the U.S. National Anthem before the first ever NFL game in Paris. @NFLFrance PITvsNO on NFL Network Stream on @NFLPlus
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Ok I’ll go watch it again
📺DEBUT: The British television series ‘Sherlock’ starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman premiered in the United States 16 years ago, October 24, 2010, on PBS
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I made lunch and am now outside smoking a blunt while hubby is inside giving himself high blood pressure watching this game. Parley vous fuck that
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Wendy the tired Essential Worker retweeted
Want to rent a porno?
El avatar de Ultrón ya está disponible en Disney+.
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A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.
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This.
This is actually a condescending view of working-class people. I grew up in a working-class immigrant family and we ate at Red Lobster and The Cheesecake Factory for "fancy nights out." But even we understood that the White House should not look like the inside of a Red Lobster. Working-class people are not culturally illiterate just because their experiences are shaped by their limited means.
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And they cheer. SMH.
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Wendy the tired Essential Worker retweeted
Today, the calendar makes a right triangle, for the last time this century. This Saturday is October 24, 2026. Write it as 10/24/26 or 24/10/26, and the same beautiful relationship appears: 10² + 24² = 26² 100 + 576 = 676 But here’s what makes today special. There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples. Only a handful fit our calendar. Using the rule month² + day² = (last two digits of the year)², the month cannot exceed 12, and the day cannot exceed 31. Those small limits leave exactly 12 qualifying dates in this century. Today is the last. The next will be March 4, 2105: 3² + 4² = 5² That is a wait of more than 78 years. An infinite family of triangles. Just twelve appearances on a century’s calendar. Happy Pythagorean Triple Day.
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Wendy the tired Essential Worker retweeted
He tattooed his kids eating watermelons!?
Ethan Klein’s tattoos are gonna go so hard in divorce court.
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Wendy the tired Essential Worker retweeted
I'm going to remind you that Obama 1.0 came in with a SUPERMAJORITY. filibuster proof! & what bold, radical legislation did we get? none. we got none. they will NEVER do it.
.@SenBrianSchatz says that if Democrats take the Senate, the party's left wing needs to be strategic about not proposing things "that the president of the United States is guaranteed to veto." "If we want to be more aspirational, if we want to make more bold policy changes... that's for 2028."
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Wendy the tired Essential Worker retweeted
Replying to @urfavedreaa
October 24, 2026 (10² + 24² = 26²) – This is the final Pythagorean Theorem Day of the 21st century.
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Had to explain to my husband why I was voting no. Not sure if I swayed him but 🤷‍♀️
Just looked at the Louisiana Ballot Initatives and there are TWO measures offering property tax relief for seniors on the ballot. Who is behind this? How much more generational theft do the Boomers plan on doing? Mandatory year of indentured servitude for college grads next?
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They told you they were going to do this. Maybe now you’ll go read Project 2025
BREAKING: The Trump Justice Department has moved to preemptively block certification of the results of Alaska's Senate race if Republican incumbent Sen. Dan S. Sullivan loses.
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Wendy the tired Essential Worker retweeted
Someone from Texas will look you dead in the eye and say ‘No Sharia Law’ and then walk out of their house and into a state that bans gambling, abortions, marijuana, liquor stores on Sunday, porn, LGTBQ rights, and so much more. These stupid morons have been living under Sharia Law for 30 years already.😂🤦‍♂️🤡
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Wendy the tired Essential Worker retweeted
"fuck ai" bro i'm trying
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