Classical Liberal calling balls and strikes. I find humor in everything. Recreational pilot.

Wisconsin, USA
Joined September 2012
M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
I'm just going to say it: I don't give a flying fuck if you're entertained by this World Series or not. So far it's been very entertaining for Brewers fans, and that's the only thing that matters to me. Die mad about it.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
Wife: You’ve had 8 long islands are you sure you are ready for sex? Me:
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I rarely watch baseball once the Yankees are out. But the Brewers, man...
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If you are a bar -- hotel, dive, high class, any kind of bar -- and a group of people from Milwaukee roll in 30 minutes before closing and you like money, you chug a Red Bull and stay open as late as you physically can because they will make it worth your while financially.
Some Brewers employees just landed in Tampa and hit the hotel bar just for them to tell us they close in 30 minutes. Challenge accepted.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
Hey @NFL, @WNBA & @NBA This is how you honor the Freedom that allows you to make millions playing the sport you love. Well done @Brewers
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The team with the best record in the AL versus the team with the best record in the NL. This is what the #WorldSeries is all about.
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PSA
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I’m so sorry BioWare died… oh wait.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
I’ve said this before but Tom Tiffany is eminently more qualified to be the Governor of this state than David Crowley. He’s actually answering questions and delivering concise details. There’s a few reasons Crowley dropped out of his primary before the Dems staged their coup and his greenness and lack of preparation are some of them.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
Gather up illegals and stop their fraud at the same time? Sounds like effective use of resources, two birds, one stone. Yes, please!
#BREAKING: ICE launches nationwide operation targeting illegals committing SNAP fraud.
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Next week wisconsin sports fans 😏😏😏
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
Every pitch from that UNREAL Jake Bauers at-bat 😤 11 pitches. One unforgettable moment.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
hell yeah Brewers. fuck LA
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Metal heads are nice people dressing up and pretending to be mean people. Hippies are mean people dressing up and pretending to be nice people.
First Metallica, now Mötley Crüe. Nikki Sixx: We don't care about your political affiliation, race, gender, we're all in this together.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
I think the "for you" tab should be renamed to "Morons X Wants You To Fight".
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🚨Milwaukee County distributed over $65 million in taxpayer funds to a nonprofit employing David Crowley’s wife, who was later promoted. The nonprofit confirmed @DavidCCrowley approved the funding. His campaign REFUSES to say whether he disclosed this as a conflict of interest.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
Replying to @WIclassic
The vast majority of Americans are low information voters who are unengaged. They are going to "root for the underdog". Democrats have learned this which is why they don't actually moderate anymore. Why bother? You can be as radical as you want and the pendulum will swing back.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
San Diego Padres fans and trolls are awfully quiet now. Milwaukee Brewers delivered tonight. I stand by everything I said in this post. Merrill was outplayed by Mitchell and is not, in fact, elite. Padres could not match Brewers intensity. Enjoy the off season.
Talking all the Brewers fans off a ledge this morning... 1. SD played out of their mind to just stay ahead of the Brewers while the Brewers played their game. 2. Merrill is not an elite fielder and makes two catches that prevent what could have been run scoring innings. 3. The hot to trot challenging via ABS will likely settle down into legit challenges in game 4. 4. Brewers were on last night and kept trying to poke holes, it wasn't like they laid down, kept in the game and giving themselves chances.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
FOX crew when it’s time to talk about anyone who isn’t the Milwaukee Brewers
A big thanks to @Padres 3B Manny Machado for joining our show after the W tonight! @KevinBurkhardt | @AROD | @JustinVerlander | @DavidOrtiz | @DerekJeter
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