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BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera once told a fellow Halo player on Xbox Live that he would, “…sleep with his mother and drink all of his juice boxes the next morning.” More to come.
Texas GOP House Candidate Brandon Herrera Says Kittens Should Be Sent to Chinese Restaurants
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The remark was a dark joke by Brandon Herrera during an Oct 2025 episode of The Josie Show podcast responding to the host's story about rescuing kittens from euthanasia. sacurrent.com/news/texas-new… yahoo.com/news/politics/… open.spotify.com/episode/38JDXm…
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I’m proud to have lived long enough to see the discourse eventually come around to “refusing to have sex with someone can be rape”
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“Boys will be boys” is something mothers say about their sons when they're getting muddy in the back yard, but for some reason feminists have co-opted the phrase and applied it to r*pe or something
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Shani Louk z”l, 22, from Srigim Shani was murdered at the Nova music festival by Palestinian terrorists on October 7, 2023. Born in the moshav of Aderet to an Israeli father and a German mother, she was raised in Srigim after her family returned from a few years in Portland, Oregon. As a teenager she danced hip-hop and modern dance, loved music and nature, and designed her own clothes. At 18 she moved to Tel Aviv, studied graphic design, and opened a small tattoo studio in her apartment. She held Israeli and German citizenship, and traveled to festivals in Europe and Mexico. She went to Nova to dance with friends and was still dancing at about 6:45 a.m. A video of her disfigured body in the back of a pickup, driven through Gaza while terrorists cheered and shouted “Allahu Akbar,” circulated worldwide within hours and made her one of the most recognized faces of the day. Her family hoped for weeks that she was alive and being treated in Gaza. At the end of October her death was confirmed from a skull fragment found on a road leading away from the festival. Israeli forces recovered her body from a tunnel in Gaza in May 2024, and she was buried in Srigim. Shani is remembered for her art, her dreadlocks, and her love of music and dancing. Her brother said she was artistic in the way she moved, and that she had fun until the last moment. May her memory forever be a blessing.
Celine Ben-David Nagar z”l, 32, from Holon Celine was murdered by Palestinian terrorists on October 7, 2023, while on her way to the Nova music festival. A French-Israeli new mother, she turned back with friends when rockets began and hid in a roadside shelter. Her last message to her husband Ido said soldiers were coming and that it had been a mistake to come. She was missing for 10 days before her body was identified. Celine left behind Ido and their six-month-old daughter, Ellie. May he memory forever be a blessing.
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Not even the writers of The Handmaid’s Tale could think of something so bumblingly evil as “euthanizing women because they can no longer make dinner.”
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People who didn’t go to law school don’t understand this but it is the solemn duty of a prosecutor to try to gaslight people into remembering crimes
If the district attorney had explained New York State law to the alleged victim and explained how she may have misremembered or been too embarrassed to explain exactly what had happened, this may have been a whole different story.
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🤣 I’m done. No more internet 🛜 for the rest of the day. 🤣 😭💀
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"There's a fan in the stands pointing"
🤖 Made with AI
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Me after 2 shots of any dark liquor
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Rapiest 'civil rights' movement ever, forever telling women who they should have sex with.
explain why you wouldn’t date SPECIFICALLY bisexual men without being homophobic, I dare you
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Sometimes I feel the world divides into two groups: Pro Israelis who think all Palestinians want to kill Israelis and pro Palestinians who expect all Palestinians to kill Israelis. 🤦‍♀️
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All the Orioles have to do is win tonight and then sweep the Yankees this weekend and have the White Sox lose their final five games and have the Rangers lose at least three of their final five games and suddenly BIG BANG BONG the Orioles are playoff-bound, baby!
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WE WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATH
I salute you, fan who got disappeared after one batter for the Fire Mike Elias sign
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Getting struck by lightning is nothing compared to the pain of being a Browns fan
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The leftists are reinventing Colonizing from first principles.
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Colin. Its been 10 years. You just sucked. Ray Lewis killed a man, Josh Jacobs just Ray Riced a bitch in an elevator.....and their teams are begging for them back because they are good. The NFL does not care about Optics as long as you have talent. And you sucked.
Kaepernick says Robert Kraft colluded with other NFL owners and organized against him, just like he did to Macklemore
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Deshaun Watson out here
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.@NFL per this ruling, I'd like the league to review all 169 of my interceptions. My intent was clearly to throw to MY receiver. Please advise.
.@MikePereira breaks down why the Saints touchdown was overturned 📺: FOX
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