Professor of Cunning
Little Bigot, Kent
Joined November 2015
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Watched this at 12 years old on a 14 inch black and white tv with a coat hanger for an aerial and it still hits different today. Great memories.
Four snooker finals in two years and I've lost them all in the decider. I am literally a bottler and should beat myself to death with my cue.
For fuxake I thought I was done with hangovers. My head feels like the Notting Hill Carnival. And now I've got to take the boy to Newquay away.
Morning Dan @DPJHodges would you be so kind as to sign my poster now you've become the undisputed world champion of this meme. It'll sit proudly above the hearth.
Having had a shit day at work, this was a nice way to finish as I left the office. Keep em coming chaps. 👏👏👏
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19:00 ⏰
Website goes live ✅
New season. We go again 💪
Doing a YouTube this morning to walk you through the website 💻 🏇
⬇️
🏇 2027 JUMPS SEASON IS BACK 🏇
🚦 Site reopens 30th Sept
🎁 FREE for everyone: 30th Sept – 7th Oct
🏆 New jumps season: 8th Oct
We go again 💪🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
More details later this week 👀
💻 ⤵️
riskforrewards.co.uk
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Saturday paid for:
Edmund Blackadder KC retweeted
🥇 COEDANA 13/2 (10/3)
🥇 LOCK STOCK 7/1 (sp 11/2)
🔥 Now 31 winners in September
🤑 12 x NAPs
💷 8 x NEXT BEST
📤 My daily selections & ante-post/NH are by request on INBOX, please DM.
(❌ I leave oddschecker next week)
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🥇NAP - Tell The Boys @ListowelRaces
🔥 September
🥇 29 winners,
🤑 12 x NAPs
💷 8 x NEXT BEST
🙌🏻 from 24 days
❌ For those asking, I leave oddschecker next week.
📤 My daily selections & ante-post/NH are by request on INBOX, please DM.
Result: 2:32 @ListowelRaces
🥇 Tell The Boys 7/4
🥈 Coolishael 10/3
🥉 Give It A Crack 6/1
A Win for Declan Queally & Kevin Healy for Money For Jam Syndicate
#HorseRacing #Results
There's no point having a "quiet carriage" @GWRHelp as every 30 seconds there's a fucking announcement reminding us not to leave our luggage (I won't), where the fuck we are (yes, we know, we are in the station), "see it say it fuck off" or "please don't be retarded". Fuck off.
Edmund Blackadder KC retweeted
🏇 2027 JUMPS SEASON IS BACK 🏇
🚦 Site reopens 30th Sept
🎁 FREE for everyone: 30th Sept – 7th Oct
🏆 New jumps season: 8th Oct
We go again 💪🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
More details later this week 👀
💻 ⤵️
riskforrewards.co.uk
I'm going to a teetotal 18 year old's birthday party shortly, should be fun. I'm taking 4 bottles of wine and my crack pipe.
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Three winners @oddschecker for @racinglee1! 🔥
Final Objective ✅
Silver Lake ✅
She’s Too Kool ✅
Check back tomorrow for Saturday’s column! 🚨
🐎 @racinglee1 shares his top tips for Friday’s action at Doncaster and Chester.
Available to read @oddschecker 👇
oddschecker.com/tips/horse-r…
I'm a fat, black cripple and I feel Miriam is a hateful Nazi bigot.
Miriam Margolyes says she 'didn't want to hurt' Andi Peters and insists she's 'interested in how black people, fat people and cripples feel about who they are' as she speaks out on This Morning 'racism row' trib.al/CGFAGeR