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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
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collecting these and putting them in sleeves like rare trading cards
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You know you're in Minnesota D3 football when your schedule looks like a Medieval Times roster.
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Dropping a quarter off the empire state building and it slots perfectly into a gum ball machine but the gum ball comes out so fast it kills a child
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Well, next Saturday is Halloween.
Or, as evil old people know it, "Razor Apple Day."
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This is true for just about every city that gets shit on. Detroit. Baltimore. If you can't have fun in a major city, that's a personal skill issue.
Fun Cleveland fact: it is home to one of the best art museums in the world, which is also free to enter.
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I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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Well yes because those phishing test emails are from Micrasotf asking me to claim my $1000. They aren’t from an organization where I am employed that recently won a championship where I was told I would also receive a ring requesting me to pick out my ring.
It’s slimy.
In every real corporate job in America, companies run phishing emails tests to stop employees from clicking random BS that hackers use to breach systems and potentially bankrupt the company.
It’s called cybersecurity.
But it’s Dolan and the Knicks, so suddenly it’s a scandal.
In some companies I have worked for if you just ignore the phishing emails and don’t report it as a phishing email you get dinged and have to do a training.



















































