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Proper pinch myself stuff! I give West Ham’s season preview in FourFourTwo magazine! I remember reading it at the park with my mates, gawk at the boots in the back & never imagined I’d be able to contribute to it one day…as Noble once said I’m literally over the moon ⚒️🏰⚒️

That travelling support is among the very best in the Country… They deserve far, far better than the lazy, arrogant & delusional wasters in this squad! January has to be an absolute master stroke or else we’re going nowhere

Hermansen’s positioning, decision making and diving is astonishingly poor

Remember watching him for Basel & just immediately thinking he would be great in the Prem! Still annoyed we didn’t make a move, Barry on the end of Bowen’s delivery would be a huge threat

I think Areola’s wife would actually do a better job in goal than Hermansen…

I don’t want to see Solomon in a West Ham shirt ever again… An absolutely terrible footballer

No stopping that to be fair…

I’m more surprised at how quickly we’ve acted to be honest! No embarrassing process of sounding out successor’s behind the managers back, no seemingly endless 3-5 games to save your job cycle in which we pick up a result or 2 & paper over the cracks to delay the inevitable… Just decisive action! This is what West Ham have reduced me to when it comes to looking for positives!

I think Scott Parker is a terrible appointment - unless there’s a break clause, even if we get Promoted! I don’t see how there’s any long term ambition with him at this he helm, he does nothing to improve sides at the top level & I think he’d see us drop back down immediately. But as always, I’m happy to look like a mug if he were to smash it!

That is an absolutely awful looking Revuelto…

Frank’s Brentford were fantastic to watch, however he had their recruitment team to lean on… Unless you are completely dedicated to that style model, investing into scouts that all identify the same attributes/skills in a target then there’s absolutely 0 point! Otherwise you’ll just get another Potter style failure (imo)

Neither Taty or Pablo work up top by themselves, they only really work with another forward…yet rarely play with one! Mukasa is not an 8 Kante is not a 10 Yet they’re played as such The defence is woeful, with no signs of improvement & don’t even get me started on how a Goalkeeper coach can repeatedly stand by Hermansen… My personal opinion is that we should sack Nuno, but unless we’re bringing in McKenna, I don’t see anyone interesting out there!

This is abysmal stuff… Austbo gave the ball away with a pass with 0 pressure & under 10 yards. We’re so slow to react, our defenders can’t read the game & the left back in limited going forward while the right back can’t defend! Huge issues!

Does Germany have glue on their grass or something? Füllkrug couldn’t outpace a 17 year old Labrador in a West Ham shirt

Does David Sullivan make the goal bonus a night at his house or something??? How can we so consistently ruin strikers… It’s been a decent chunk of my lifetime that we’ve been unable to sign a prolific forward

The Good Attendance Award

If Spurs go Spursy again, RDZ - it’s over!

Far too many players out there look like they just expect turn up & win! Total lack of intensity, woeful defending & some poor finishing Taty looks interested now & again, Kante had an effort that any striker with a bit of desire would’ve been trying to follow or pick up if it was wide! So many changes needed or a good shouting as a minimum

Tough couple of weeks for my family, which I wont go into beyond Austin having been really unwell with Chest & Ear infections! Thankfully we spoke to a specialist & got some new meds that seem to be working… Hate missing the football & not making content, but some things are far more important