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It’s actually quite impressive that he’s wearing a three piece suit with every piece from a different suit
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Mohmed Ahmad Abdulkarim appeared in court today appeared with assisting a foreign intelligence service in relation to the incident at RAF Fairford last month courtnewsuk.co.uk/police-ale…
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Phoenix Nights Occupied Government
🚨NEW: Andy Burnham has announced that import tariffs will be removed on more than 100 products, including things like baked beans, chocolate and gherkins, to save households an estimated £21 on their food shop per year
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Most selfish generation in history lambasting the youth whose future they have eaten for refusing to do something they would never do even if they were fit to do so
‘I am utterly DISGUSTED by your rampant, pathetic cowardice.’ Former Metropolitan Police detective Peter Bleksley BLASTS @alexarmstrong after he suggested he wouldn’t fight for his country.
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I hope to witness this sort of thing in person so I can verbally tell the irate Indian he’s losing izzat
This is what indian fatigue looks like
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Your bird
Nottingham rapper “Bandit” aka Aisha Zaman has been charged with shooting a police officer after being stopped at 4:50am in Angel row on 18.10.26
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I know it’s been said countless times but it really is incredibly fucking weird that the Telegraph just keeps producing this kind of thing
Can ‘one-way monogamy’ work? Find out what happened when relationship therapist Courtney Boyer opened her marriage.

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Don’t see Ben Russell on the tl much anymore
Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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You’ve heard of the Posting to Policy pipeline, but have you heard of the Pooing to Policy pipeline?
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Wanktalking to the wankstakeholders and establishing a wankdialogue
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Blud that’s crazy titch from 2006
Be a real shame if you could ID and nab these weasels @TfL & @BTP. Around 1930 at Victoria, they barged through the barriers and got on a Northbound train toward Walthamstow Central.
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Might have been pound for pound the Englishman with the biggest bollocks maybe ever. "Fuck the French, fuck maneouvres, we will let them cross the T and I will be in the flagship at the fucking front, and we will fucking win."
Happy Trafalgar Day Never mind maneuvers Go straight at ‘em
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Moving like lads in Year 8 drama day in day out
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Lovely bitter selection
Self-appointed community patrol discovers the community doesn’t necessarily want them in its pub. Naturally, it’s everyone else who’s brainwashed.
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RIP Bioware 😭
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None of this tippy tappy bollocks, proper Brexit route 1 no manoeuvres do your duty.
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Pooing is actually class
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