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When I die, I want @Arsenal players to lower my coffin, so they can let me down one last time.

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Joined March 2011
Bukayo Saka, remember the name.
🔥 WHAT A COMEBACK 🔥 From 2-0 down to 3-2 up, #AFCU18 have maintained their place at the top of the U-18 Premier League table 👏
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I have one question… actually, a LOT of questions. 😭
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Tomorrow I’ll jus catch a bola atyeee 😂😩😭
Tomorrow morning i need to wake up 10 minutes earlier jus to straighten my hair abit 😭😭😩Yohh
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And now they will sack him before he even meets Arteta this season.
Only Carrick can stop Arteta next season
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You need to earn R800 000 annually or be a Graduate (Doctor, Avocado, Engineer, Charted Accountant) to open a bank account with Investec bank Once you are an Investec private bank client , Investec can organize your holiday, book flights, buying you event concert tickets Investec can even withdraw money for you and bring it to you The service is 24/7 Yesterday Investec has announced partnership with Shoprite to help ShopRite establish banking Even rona ba R370 we will be having Investec Moral of the story: tsena skolo
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Black ppl will spend $900k on strippers and their hometown school dont even got laptops
Future, Drake, Travis Scott and Loe Shimmy rented out Area 29 in Houston for a private celebration where they allegedly threw over $900,000 on dancers 🤯💰
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Where is Zirkzee’s team on the table though 🤣😂😂😂
Mad to think Zirkzee currently has more goals than Gyokeres this season and he's not started a single game all season😭
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Fergie never touched 27/30 but Arteta gets shat on while doing it
Man United have NEVER had less points after 10 games in Premier League history ❌
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Anoh yee kamatjona ou halandele omafuko fiyo tapupo oyee ngoo winya ena eenghali dilengifa???🤔
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"Build a house first" KoClub'a ohandiyiko noduda?😭
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So, the Hereroes takes their mother's surnames? AaHerero ovalumwa nee mboli...
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lmao. east germany’s stasi literally ran a “romeo spy” program during the cold war. handsome agents sent to seduce lonely secretaries and staffers in west german government offices. worked so well its considered one of the most successful honeytraps ever
Maybe this is sexist but I'm pretty sure women leaders are less likely to be successfully seduced by a spy.
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You can only like this post if your team is top of the league.
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Berta was right AGAIN
🆕 Swansea City are planning to end Jeremy Monga's loan spell from Manchester City early. The clubs are discussing a reduction in the loan fee. The 17-year-old has yet to make a single appearance for Swansea. #SwanceaCity #ManCity #JeremyMonga #Transfers 🔗EN: britball.net/apps/en/post/20… 🔗RU: britball.net/news/manchester…
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“He is a Doctor”, so what, there’s no need to behave like Feelingz Nation. 😭
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The bar is no longer low in Nigeria, it's underground. 😭😭😭
People are flocking to this spot in Abuja with friends and family. What an absolutely stunning of a landscape! 💯
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8 points in 10 games.
Only Carrick can stop Arteta next season
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We didn’t get to see it against Liverpool, but he’s an incredible, incredible goalkeeper.
An outstanding year between the sticks 🧤 David Raya has been named in the 2026 FIFPRO World 11 👏

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None of these IG models can hold a candle to the OG
Karrine Steffans says she and Jay-Z f*ckd at the back of a chauffeured car on the Malibu coastline and it lasted only of 3 MINUTES😭💔. They both agreed it was a mistake and went right back to being "friends." The wildest part? He'd just helped her earn $2,500 a day on his music video set... and later she went on to date his OWN business partner. 💀 It started in 2000. Karrine was 21, a single mother working as a video model in Los Angeles. Her cousin knew Jay-Z personally and asked him to look out for her on the set of "Hey Papi." Jay made sure she got good camera placement, decent pay, and whatever else she needed. "He always looked out for me." But eventually, their friendship turned physical. After a shoot, they drove toward the Malibu coastline and hooked up in the back of a car. According to Karrine, it lasted about three minutes. They both realized it was a mistake. "We only had one encounter that was beyond a friendship." In the video below, she explains how they went straight back to being friends afterward. Years later, Karrine got involved with Damon Dash, Jay-Z's business partner at Roc-A-Fella Records. She still saw Jay around. They even discussed turning her memoir into a movie. "It was as if that sexual encounter never happened." Then in 2016, Beyoncé released Lemonade, and Karrine publicly revisited the story, calling herself one of Jay-Z's former "Beckys." She clarified that their encounter happened before Jay-Z and Beyoncé started dating. Jay-Z helped launch her career, they hooked up once, and she later dated his business partner. For years, neither said a word about Malibu.
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cheating on ur wife with no prenup at that net worth has to feel good af... like adrenaline junkie shit
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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