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Agenda over facts. @HawthornFC #LFC

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Joined September 2014
This tweet just keeps getting better and better
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This Aussie line up is bang average without Smith. Head is their best bat, followed by Renshaw. Green is a 6 or 7 batting at 4, Marnus batting average going downhill quicker than Franz Klammer.
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People aren’t laughing quite so hard about Pat Cummins’ decision at the toss now, are they? Isn’t it funny that one of Australia’s greatest ever captains seems to know how to judge a pitch better than @genericcricketfan574
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Carey is a passenger with the bat in big games. And Inglis is not fit to play tests
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Simon Harmer you fucking cheating dork
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As if that fucking dork has claimed that catch 🤣🤣🤣
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Time to give Kurtis Patterson another crack in the team. Straight to number 3
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Don’t mind this tbh
Round 1 is a lock 🔒 📝: bit.ly/4BupImf
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Scott Boland is a better batter than Beau Webster
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It will be a disgrace if Australia can’t bat out these overs. These are prime batting conditions
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Australia could very easily bat these overs out even with 2 established bats in the sheds if they had an ounce of discipline and self control
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Beau Webster is no good
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Is the eagles list manager involved in this trade still in a job?
2024 AFL Trade Rewind West Coast receive: Liam Baker, Matt Owies, picks 12 (16. Bo Allan), 73 Carlton receive: Picks 3 (Jagga Smith), 63, 68 Richmond receive: Pick 14 Key Elements: West Coast moved down the draft order to pick 12 trading out pick 3. Richmond received pick 14 as part of the trade for Liam Baker. Richmond later traded pick 14 along with Shai Bolton plus a 2025 3rd Rd to Fremantle for picks 10 (12. Taj Hotton), 11 (14. Jonty Faull) and 18 (21. Luke Trainor). Carlton select Jagga Smith at pick 3. West Coast select Bo Allan at pick 16. @aflratings_GM
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There aren’t many to choose from tbf
Was that the best Test ton of Temba Bavuma's career? #SAvAUS READ MORE: cricketa.us/4850JIy
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Ball knowledge in the gutter
im so sick of hearing this shit excuse from essendon fans, morris is often winning 1 on 1 contests that is why he kicks goals and more often than not and does it vs the best defenders and teams his biggest bags have been on players like collins, taylor, moore, barrass
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Niche 2020s hawks: Darren Minchington - Weird Clarko signing Ollie Hanrahan - had talent Damon Greaves - promising debut Michael Hartley - 😑 Kyle Hartigan - 😑 Jackson Callow - vice hands but too slow HM: Jon Patton - would rather forget this one
Niche 2020s tigers: 🥉Robbie Tarrant too traumatised to remember anything from 2022 but apparently he played 🥈Matt Coulthard Teamed up with Dusty on debut to run down the Hawks in 2023 but never kept a spot 🥇Will Martyn genuinely can’t recall anything about this poor bloke
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Keegan Brooksby another one. Played 1 game for the club. Another Clarko head scratcher
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Sam Mitchell gets cooked for “choking” 2 prelims in a row even though they weren’t favourites in either of them when it took Fagan 8 seasons to win a flag at Brisbane. Sam took Hawthorn from cellar dwellers to a finals team in 3 seasons.
Replying to @thedomtheory
not to mention 2 preliminary final chokes in 2 years....the genius if anyone is Fagan...
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Not even shading Fages either. Good things take time
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The people in the comments are absolutely frying this guy and he 100% deserves it
Not being smug or anything because we have Butters but I don't rate Hawthorn's trade period. Merrett is a bottom club player and King, risky and vulnerable. Maginness a loss too.
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A guy who played 6 games is a loss
Not being smug or anything because we have Butters but I don't rate Hawthorn's trade period. Merrett is a bottom club player and King, risky and vulnerable. Maginness a loss too.
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