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I had to buy rope and duct tape today.
I added a bible to it, so I wouldn't look "creepy"
Done w PT.
They're adding ankle weights to my routine next time, also went around the track without a sit.
Progress.
I have Tylenol and methacarbonol to thank.
Dolla Sto Waffles retweeted
I used to be in good shape. When I was younger, that's when I was in good shape, you know. I was in my peak physical condition when I was, about, like, uh... one.
Man, you should have seen me back then. When I was one. Oh god, I looked good. Young and fresh. You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one.
I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, "What are you, zero?"
And I'd go, "No, I'm one over here!"
They'd go, "Man, you don't look a day past zero. I'm not bullshittin' you there."
Good Morning.
Up all night w pain. Not a good day
Pain from my right lower back down my right leg. Could not sleep.
At PT right now, gonna try and work out the pain. If that's a thing
Good morning.
The FBI is all in front of my house, about 7 cars worth.
So if u don't hear from me in a while......
I really wanted some orange juice but there remains an issue
I don't have any orange juice
And
I'm out of Vodka
Dolla Sto Waffles retweeted
I like it when players score TDs and then hand the ball to a kid in the stands. I just think they should do background checks on the kids before the handoff. You can’t be too safe.
If 20 years ago, u told me that the Fried Chicken sold at a gas station was gormet shit, I wouldn't believe it
Dolla Sto Waffles retweeted
Last night I bought a 12 pack of squirt and the cashier asked “what are you planning on mixing with this?” And I got so mad that the only appropriate response I could say was “it’s a perfectly fine beverage on its own”
