Novelist, Playwright, Artist, Tweetwright. I also frequently imitate a pig and do handpuppets to amuse my wife. RT=/=Endorsements
Virginia, USA
Joined May 2011
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Brian M. M. Doyle retweeted
I'm fine, I'm fine... you just got me right in the nads...
... Jesus Christ...
Brian M. M. Doyle retweeted
It’s amazing when you find out there are board discussions analyzing why your tweet is funny
Brian M. M. Doyle retweeted
Actually about to draw to @kidkoala ‘s “Music to Draw To”
(Sketching my this sweet little pupper at the moment)
Brian M. M. Doyle retweeted
When you’re at a friend’s house and have a second helping of pasta and then they say there’s pie
Brian M. M. Doyle retweeted
Umpire Laz Diaz had 5 calls overturned in the 10th inning of the Angels Twins game.
No umpire had ever had more than 3 calls overturned in a game's extra innings.
This was just the 3rd time that 5 calls were overturned in a single inning.
Brian M. M. Doyle retweeted
Ways to get ants out of your house:
1) Ant traps
2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow
3) Set house on fire
Brian M. M. Doyle retweeted
• AN AGING TWEET CALL •
Send us UP TO 3 TWEETS on AGING!
Likes, Retweets, etc.
Winners will be 🏆’d later.
Ends at 8PM EST. ✨
Judges and tweets below:
@meantomyself
@toomanycommas3
@RiotGrlErin
@Tobi_Is_Fab
Brian M. M. Doyle retweeted
As you saw in my earlier tweet, someone shared this tweet in response to
“Anyone else got one of those old Vines that you think of often because it will (always) make you smile?”
• I made this during possibly the darkest time of my life •
We can all add light to the world.
