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Novelist, Playwright, Artist, Tweetwright. I also frequently imitate a pig and do handpuppets to amuse my wife. RT=/=Endorsements

Virginia, USA
Joined May 2011
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I'm fine, I'm fine... you just got me right in the nads... ... Jesus Christ...
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It’s amazing when you find out there are board discussions analyzing why your tweet is funny
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Actually about to draw to @kidkoala ‘s “Music to Draw To” (Sketching my this sweet little pupper at the moment)
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When you’re at a friend’s house and have a second helping of pasta and then they say there’s pie
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Umpire Laz Diaz had 5 calls overturned in the 10th inning of the Angels Twins game. No umpire had ever had more than 3 calls overturned in a game's extra innings. This was just the 3rd time that 5 calls were overturned in a single inning.
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🎶 It’s the Least Wonderful time Of the Year 🎶
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Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire
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• AN AGING TWEET CALL • Send us UP TO 3 TWEETS on AGING! Likes, Retweets, etc. Winners will be 🏆’d later. Ends at 8PM EST. ✨ Judges and tweets below: @meantomyself @toomanycommas3 @RiotGrlErin @Tobi_Is_Fab
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As you saw in my earlier tweet, someone shared this tweet in response to “Anyone else got one of those old Vines that you think of often because it will (always) make you smile?” • I made this during possibly the darkest time of my life • We can all add light to the world.
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that’s a terrible gift
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BREAKING ALERT 🚨 US State Dept. has issued worldwide caution travel alert.
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While drinking, a Pilot bet he could land outside the bar, 2 hours later he touched down in central New York in a stolen aircraft. Years later he repeated the stunt because someone wouldn't believe him. In September 1956 after drinking heavily at a bar in New York City, Thomas Fitzpatrick made an intoxicated barroom bet that he could travel from New Jersey to New York City in 15 minutes. At 3 a.m. he stole a single-engine plane from the Teterboro and flew without any lights or radio before landing on St. Nicholas Avenue near 191st Street in front of the bar where the bet was made. The New York Times called it a "fine landing" and a "feat of aeronautics". For his illegal flight, he was fined $100 after the plane's owner refused to press charges. In October 1958 just before 1 a.m., Fitzpatrick again stole another plane from the same airfield and landed on Amsterdam and 187th after another bar patron disbelieved his first feat. For his second stolen flight, judge John A. Mullen sentenced him to six months in prison. When asked why did had undertaken the 2nd flight Fitzpatrick told the police "he had pulled off the second flight after a bar patron refused to believe he had done the first one" Fitzpatrick was a Marine during the Korean War and received a Purple Heart. He has three sons and was married to his wife, Helen, for 51 years working as a steamfitter. He died in 2009 at the age of 79. Fitzpatrick has a mixed drink named after him for his feat called the "Late Night Flight"
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[attends lecture on minimalist music] [takes notes] [takes more notes] [keeps taking notes until there are no more notes left, only silence]
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Dude looks straight out of Arrested Development
I cannot unsee this image of Neal Katyal, the Supreme Court attorney who among other things successfully defended a company’s use of overseas child slave labor, at Burning Man.
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Hey you guys this monastery adopted a schnauzer and named him Father Mustache forget your worries for a few seconds (via @dodo )
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Suddenly I miss my cat
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Ouch. 🤖
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Great 0-2 pitch. Not a strike.
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