@Zar_RedIssue

Mostly humorous content, taking the piss out of Manchester United, the club I’ve supported for 60 odd years, occasional politics 🚮#RedIssue #GlazersOut

 Pissing on your cornflakes
Joined August 2012
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Meanwhile in Monaco 🚮
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Front and back cover from Red Issue Christmas special 1990, not much has changed 😂
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On the plus side it’s being reported that Saeed exploded after Bournemouths third goal and covered most of Manchester in two inches of custard
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The “stick your season ticket up your arse” made me laugh, 20 years to late mate, and how many will actually do it 🤔😂🚮
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Amazing how accurate the weather forecasts are these days, Old Trafford a total shower of shit 💩😂🚮
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The only player I don’t blame for the mess is the keeper, the rest can drive over a cliff tomorrow for all I care 🚮
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Rashford not even in the squad 🤔 Up to his old tricks again 🤔
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As a seven year old I clearly remember watching United winning the FA Cup in 1963, I was so proud my home town team, that’s where my love started, went round the world following them, totally dominated my life, loved them without question, the present day club disgust me 🚮
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Pretty sure there’s a box of Red Issue artwork from the nineties somewhere in the garage , I’ll try and find it and post some on here 🤷‍♂️😮
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The problem is the owners who don’t give a toss, and the players who only give a toss when they want to, Carricks the only guy who cares about the club, sacking him fixes nothing 🤷‍♂️
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Fancy being paid 800k a month and making no effort 🤨
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Bournemouth are a side hitting form, and United are abjectly shite from top to bottom, so how’s it going today 🤔😂🚮
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Wes Streeting has said we should prepare for war with Russia in two & a half years, we are run by lunatics who back lunatics 🚮
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Time to bring this one out, imagine the outrage today 🤣
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The politician, the police officers...everyone involved in this travesty deserves to lose their jobs.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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Convinced Rashford will score tomorrow, as a meteor hit me on the head in the garden this morning 🤷‍♂️🚮
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Anybody else notice that most of the fan channels for the third year in a row want the manager out, can’t be a coincidence can it 🤔
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Can’t believe that Bruno’s suddenly realised that United are shit and he’s not realistically going to win anything in the time he’s got left, only a complete fool didn’t see that coming 🚮😱😨
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😂😂😂 👇
🇾🇪 Mostonian Rat 🇾🇪@MostonianratOct 23
Replying to @Zar_RedIssue @m33red
Well before you pop off Zar, here’s 1 of my wedding pics that RI contributed to! Still got it on the wall 16 yrs later, & the Mrs loved it, so nice 1 for that 👏🏼👍🏼🇾🇪
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Seems Uniteds support nowadays is full of people with absolutely no sense of humour, even though that’s probably down to watching United, god knows what they’d make of Red Issue, absolute wet wipes 🚮
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State of this clown “threat” 🤣🚮
【d】@___mdmOct 23
Replying to @Zar_RedIssue @gmpolice
No. I am on the phone to @gmpolice too for this threat
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