I love Disney World and it’s a luxury but I don’t want the center of American executive authority to look like Disney World - does that make sense to you?
haha this is actually bone chilling!
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
NYC school integration debate exposes tensions between Black parents and Mamdani
gothamist.com/news/nyc-schoo…
Scaramucci giggling & kicking his feet somewhere
this was last weekend btw!
oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg"
he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen"
here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."
an insatiable appetite for barbarity disguised as an innovation in justice
The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan
apnews.com/article/fort-hood…
I have always found the idea of a witness gallery so dark but imagine sitting there for 30 mins watching someone gasp for air and wake up multiple times, only for the state to eventually just… give up? and then take her to a hospital to save her life? so they can do it again? 😭
the absolute best fucking part of this is the smug idiot congressional staffer waiting to pull out the giant cardboard graphic he designed to prove he is a codified moron
































