new yorker | 2L @brooklynlaw | @harvey legal @Whop sneaker twitter alum | ex @themobilebot @wrathbots

New York, NY
Joined February 2026
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That feeling setting up all your bots & sweating 30 seconds before 10am will never be replicated by anything else.
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lfg those sneaker twitter hands still got it
Boutta be me ong who running restocks 😭
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Boutta be me ong who running restocks 😭
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officially a europoor. Afghanistan next
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the New Jersey qz sweatsuit IS being worn to Phebes this Friday night @stockxsucks @elkelk will be joining
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This may be peak
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Admin meeting thx @nickbruhman @FarroYossi
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The art of larping is really in the small things
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the average human is 5-10 years behind sneaker twitter
Whop has raised $200M in Series D funding at a $5.1B valuation, backed by @sequoia and @shopify. It really feels like we are barely touching the tip of the iceberg in a market larger than anyone can imagine. We first launched Whop as a better way for us to sell sneaker bots, one of the most niche types of desktop software out there. Total TAM? Probably $20,000 per day. Who cares, tiny market. But, what people discounted is the idea that there were actually 70,000 other markets exactly like that one. Beyond the investment itself, I am especially excited to welcome legendary silicon valley investor @dougleone to our board of directors. Doug and the sequoia team are nothing but a brilliant, resourceful, and principled group of people. My co-founder Cameron and I started building on Shopify when we were 13 years old. Shopify is one of the most impactful all-in-one cloud ecosystems ever created; @tobi has pioneered modern entrepreneurship the way we know it and we are thrilled to have him in our corner. We have a tenet at Whop to be the dumbest in the room and I am very grateful that this has recently become a lot easier. We are focused on markets, scale economies, and progressive media. If that is up your alley, please message me directly. The $200M raised will support our expansion as we build economic infrastructure for the next century, continuing on our mission of delivering everyone an income.
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Whop has raised $200M in Series D funding at a $5.1B valuation, backed by @sequoia and @shopify. It really feels like we are barely touching the tip of the iceberg in a market larger than anyone can imagine. We first launched Whop as a better way for us to sell sneaker bots, one of the most niche types of desktop software out there. Total TAM? Probably $20,000 per day. Who cares, tiny market. But, what people discounted is the idea that there were actually 70,000 other markets exactly like that one. Beyond the investment itself, I am especially excited to welcome legendary silicon valley investor @dougleone to our board of directors. Doug and the sequoia team are nothing but a brilliant, resourceful, and principled group of people. My co-founder Cameron and I started building on Shopify when we were 13 years old. Shopify is one of the most impactful all-in-one cloud ecosystems ever created; @tobi has pioneered modern entrepreneurship the way we know it and we are thrilled to have him in our corner. We have a tenet at Whop to be the dumbest in the room and I am very grateful that this has recently become a lot easier. We are focused on markets, scale economies, and progressive media. If that is up your alley, please message me directly. The $200M raised will support our expansion as we build economic infrastructure for the next century, continuing on our mission of delivering everyone an income.
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Rest in peace to REI Soho :(
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Why impossible to find nyc sublets
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Imagine tryna be nonchalant on a first date and this shi comes out
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coolio
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If this isn’t optimal I don’t know what is
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I miss when SF was cool.
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This was the most serious flex possible in 2018
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I deadass wore this shi in public…
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We truly have reached AGI
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