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World’s weirdest Chicago Bears podcast. Tweets from Bill Doinks. S8 now here. Once shared a European train car with Spero Dedes and Dana Stubblefield 🍻🍷

Illinois, USA
Joined August 2019
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I’m crying #DaBears #BearDown 🐻⬇️🤣
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In case you haven’t heard, the Bears are so fucking back.
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HOW TO RESPOND TO ANY MAJOR TRADE If your favorite team got the good player: OMG OMG OMG WE ARE SO BACK If it’s not your team: Actually, the player sucks and you overpaid
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Caleb Williams: 308 pass yards, 2 pass TD Drake Maye: 321 pass yards, 2 pass TD The last primetime game to feature two QBs under the age of 25 with 300+ pass yards and 2+ pass TD? Monday Night Football. Week 11, 2018. Jared Goff vs Patrick Mahomes. 54-51.
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BEAR TF DOWN!!!
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lol yes Caleb’s return was definitely SENSUAL!! I love it😜😜
Quick turnaround with TNF but we're ready. Caleb's return was sensual and there is no stopping the Bears. Good luck, Patriots, you're already dead.
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Leggo
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⚓️⬇️ Go Dawgs
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Congratulations to the Green Bay Packers for beating Tyson Bagent in Week 5 of 2026. There is no reason to play out the rest of the season, this was the most meaningful moment of the year, we all should just pack it up.
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Remember when Packers fans said games against back up Quarterbacks do not count. This game today never happened
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Jaylon Johnson needs his sex addiction back immediately
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Pat Fitzgerald is 2-22 in his last 24 games against Power Four opponents. Excluding the COVID year, he is 3-27 in his last 30 games against Big Ten opponents.
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Replying to @Jason1Goff
Ben Shapiros tweet single handedly swung this series. WHAT A BUM
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More like America’s Lastime I watch baseball.
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Imagine posing for some embarrassing stock photo work just to make a few bucks. “These photos go into enormous databases,” they tell you. “No one will ever see them.” Then you wake up one random October day to find yourself as Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Guy
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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Can’t wait to see a pic of @ZeroDoinks and @coachcuse eating this lady and the tramp style
The White Sox "Fall Classic Burger" looks ridiculous 🤯 This monster has TWO POUNDS of beef patties topped with American cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato and squash mayo on a house-made brioche bun!
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Fuck Green Bay forever but especially this week. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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