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Joined June 2011
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JUST NOW: Joe Biden breaks down in tears as he surprises his son Hunter Biden in Dublin, who is receiving a student award at Trinity College. Hunter was awarded the Gold Medal for Outstanding Contribution for Public Discourse. Love this!
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I NEVER KNEW this huge circular cake at Charlene Ruto's wedding carried such a HEAVY meaning 😳 I thought it was just for show. Just a big cake for photos. Until I learnt this... That cake was NOT a normal cake. It was a giant ring, with a hollow centre — and Charlene and her husband Isaya stood INSIDE it. And every part had meaning: 1. The Ring A circle has no end. No beginning, no end. Meaning their love is supposed to never break. Forever. 2. Standing Inside It They didn't stand outside to cut it like everyone else. They stood in the MIDDLE. Meaning: _We are the centre of this marriage._ 3. The Fruits They Poured Grapes, berries... they poured them themselves. That's an abundance ritual. Meaning: a fruitful union, good fortune, and a family that will grow and thrive. 4. The Powdered Sugar They sprinkled sugar around it. Meaning: a marriage full of sweetness, harmony and joy. So it was not just cake. It was prayer. It was blessing. It was prophecy. Ring = Forever love Fruits = Abundance Sugar = Sweetness Now I can't unsee it. That cake was preaching! Did you know this too, or are you just learning like me? 👀
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Calm TF down is crazy
Madam Governor, @susankihika baada ya kutwambia we calm tf down, mbona umedelete hizi tweets kamum?
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Today is Singles Day.
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how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass
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Why are 90% of the tweets on my For You Page about that GIF nonsense? 🫩🙄
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Ladies, wababa mnatafuta wako car wash 2pm. Kileleshwa Supershine. You’re welcome.
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Tried the "money always comes back" gimmick now my salary remains 2k for the rest of November
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Manchester United are on an 11-match unbeaten run, with 32 goals scored in that span 🔥🔴
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These legs are a whole distraction 🔥
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Read the room you illiterate hoe
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Unaona venye universe huwa inakupima lol rono has been doing inner work them boom anapata dm which is a test circling back to see if she will play the game or end the loop.
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Coast stima zikirudi unaskia "hizooo, kumamake wasenge kweli kenya power." 😂😂
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The last thing Sam Altman sees before leaking Astra
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My wife just asked how my day was. Nice try, Beijing.
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You're mad. That babe is fine AF!!
Ugly women with confidence is a danger to society.
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I hope my car windows are closed.
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Mnakuanga so cruel unprovoked man
Ukienda kuangalia tusamaki ulieka kwa aquarium upate kuna mbutaa in the midst
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"take off that reather jacket"
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