Just hit me that I was the guy that meant/thought "Netflix and chill" meant just that. Like "yeah!, I'll watch sandlot again!"

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gin … tmblr.co/ZBYcNy1r-oL3f

Just walked by someone who smelled like cotton candy. Talk about aphrodisiac. Mmm!..

Excuse my absence. I've been working.

Side note: some guy is practicing his C-walking routine in his chair beside me. Like we're back in 2003.

"She knows how to handle herself, knows how to be tough. But her downfall is she doesn't know how to be vulnerable.." -subway conversations

When you have exact change to get a small coffee. 😎

That moment you should be leaving for work but your stomach starts to hurt..

I only work here for the wifi.

Big Sean Imma let you finish but Justin Timberlake had the best IDFWU track of all time with cry me a river.

My only regret could never take Aaliyah home.

People ask why I'm so humble. I tell them it's because I #squateveryday. Heavy fucking gut wrenching squats. @MusclepharmPres

Learn your role. There's only a few people in my life that play a part. If you're offended by this, then you're too caught up in my life.

Don't sell your soul for a mission and forget the vision.

NY loft with my own private gym. Life goals.

You know how delicious those shits are?! Take my damn Hi-Chew!

Why the F can't I pay people with HI-CHEW?!