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BREAKING: The Dutch spies who monitored Jared Kushner's phone want everyone to remember that they were just piggybacking off a Russian hack, and that the Russians also saw everything Jared did, said, and jerked off to on his phone.
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❤️ While officially opening Marathon Burger inside Terminal 1 at LAX, Blacc Sam reflects on what it meant to see Jay-Z honor Nipsey Hussle at his recent L.A. show.
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Here is a complete list of the 25 speed cameras that went live today in L.A. h/t @NBCLA
Starting TODAY, the City of Los Angeles is rolling out an automated speed camera system, with 125 locations across the city designed to catch drivers going too fast. I want to discuss how they operate, the fines associated, and where exactly they’re located. Let’s get into it!
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Willfully ignorant because instead of educating yourself on another culture it’s always “questions” that are really meant to be insults or shade. But let Black Americans not know something about another culture in the diaspora everyone is quick to call us ignorant.
Willfully ignorant because they haven't watched Soul Food
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Man wtf are you talking about y’all be just saying anything 🤦🏿‍♂️
Jaylen Brown seems legit mentally unwell, like a manic megalomaniac, awful awful guy.
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We need the same laws
Brazil has some very interesting election laws -People can vote as young as 16 -Voting is mandatory unless you are illiterate or over 70. Blank votes are permitted -Despite requiring everyone to vote they hold elections on a single Sunday -They banned corporate campaign donations & instead provided taxpayer funded airtime
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Dawg he terrified of this admin getting investigated. What are they even hiding? 😂😂😂
TRUMP OFFERS $1 MILLION FOR VOTER FRAUD REPORTS President Trump says anyone reporting voter fraud in past elections or the 2026 midterms will receive $1 million if the report leads to an arrest and conviction.
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This is a dangerous post by the Blues. Criticism of Israel is not antisemitism. Jews as a whole should not be considered responsible for Israel’s genocide. The Blues are contributing to hatred. Delete this.
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Imagine admitting to the entire internet that you don’t know the difference between public and private
NH Democrats: “We don’t want to pay for your private schools!” NH Republicans: “That’s fine. How about we don’t pay for your public schools and you don’t pay for our private ones?” NH Democrats: “No, you still have to pay for the thing I want, I just don’t want to pay for the thing you want.” 🤡
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5⭐️ recruit Kaleena Smith (ranked #1 in the Class of 2027) on her OV to USC 🌴
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Before Travis Hunter, there was USC 3-way star Adoree Jackson.
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This should be the largest story in the news. It should be everywhere in the media. Kushner should wind up in prison because of it. But you won’t hear about it and nothing will happen to him.
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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USC has another future number 1 pick 🤯 Freshman Saniyah Hall @saniyahhall_ 23 points 6 rebounds 5 steals 9/13 FG
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these were the messages for context
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Lights, camera, action. The stars aligned in L.A. USC’s JuJu Watkins, Jazzy Davidson and Saniyah Hall star on SLAM 265.
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House Judiciary Democrats have just released a 50-page report that pulls together years of assault allegations against Trump and his reported connections to Jeffrey Epstein. The report calls for a special counsel to investigate Trump's ties to Epstein. ms.now/news/house-judiciary-…
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I don’t think you’d make it, bud. I’ve been in a war as you can see me here commanding my tank. I can tell you that war is awful and every last person who sounded just like you, stayed home. Enjoy your protein shakes.
Let’s just do the civil war now instead of waiting. I’m tired of these protein deficient fairies telling me “we have guns too” Cool story, let’s fuckin go!
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Jared Kushner does not have any security clearances. So his claim about divulging classified information, would mean he is admitting to illegal access of classified information….
Jared Kushner’s attorneys at Clare Locke have sent Vanity Fair a formal demand letter disputing the story and demanding its removal. It can be very difficult for current and former intelligence customers to pursue defamation cases, not because they face a different legal standard, but because proving their case may require classified evidence they are not authorized to disclose. I’m not making a prediction about whether Kushner will or won’t file suit…just pointing out that it’s more challenging for him than for most.
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$80 million is a legitimately insane number for an assassination So if we’re going with an insane theory for a 2019 assassination (why not?), we gotta go with the big one Tell me - who is the most famous, widely talked about death of 2019?
The hitman Jared Kushner allegedly paid is Felipe Vidal, who also uses other aliases.
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Bill sucked dick only for him to turn around and do this. I love this song
Lots to unpack here but Trump says Bill Maher is an unfunny loser pothead/drunk and the recent dinner was a waste of time. TRUMP: Let's talk about this COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER, Bill Maher. When I became President, I agreed to meet, after the first one, and the last one, but never agreed to do his show, which he wants me to do, DESPARATELY I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says, about thing that aren't funny or even any good, what Laughter Machine does he use? People can't think he's funny. Bill was very nervous. He asked for a drink. He was very insecure, and he had a seriously bruised eye and nose area, as though somebody had just beaten him up — But it wasn't me! No sooner had we had that first dinner at the White House, which is a very seductive and beautiful place, especially now that I have fully renovated and fixed it in the style which it deserves, Bill wanted to come back. Also, I wanted to tell Bill that he's a major POTHEAD. He's got to stop, it's very bad for his health. He looked like hell this time. Bill was drunk and had alcohol in his hand as he walked through the White House. Stephen A. Smith and Kid Rock came along with him. I learned nothing, and felt it was a waste of time. After the first dinner, Bill Maher was friendly, I guess, everyone walked away pleased. After the second dinner, Bill's "show" was far worse than the first. He went crazy! He's gutless, because he enjoyed every minute. Also, I am not a building a swimming pool in the White House Briefing Room, and never had any intention of doing so.
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