@_ErinLee

🏳️‍🌈🎶🚣🏻‍♀️ She/her. Queer. Hair twirler. Millennial. You probably know me by my laugh.

 Massachusetts
Joined May 2009
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I woke up to her standing on top of me, meowing so loud I thought she was injured. She was not injured. She just wants more fucking turkey. She is so singularly focused, it is almost disturbing. She’s reverted to her feral roots.
Erin 𓅹@_ErinLee30 Nov 2024
I have known no peace since this turkey has entered my home. My cat Luna knows where the leftover live. She has been stalking the fridge for the last 36 hours, demanding it open at her command with her loud meow-yowls. She just keeps getting louder. She’s had so much already.
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I realize it may not be common knowledge that in 2008 before Glee, Lea Michele debuted her Anthony Bordain inspired travel show where she traveled from Manhattan to Queens as a “borough travel junkie” for exactly one (1) episode that has been mostly scrubbed from the internet
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Mark Duplass
@MarkDuplassOct 24
u have no idea what this means to me
bug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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jess@jessinomenonOct 23
chappell was just in an insane mood last night i fear
jas@lessbienismOct 23
"andrea said this makes her nervous, when I dance with her" *makes andrea do eye contact*
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Girls and women are more likely to be murdered by their partners if they're pregnant btw
Yashua Foresktein@YashuaForeskeinOct 22
Replying to @mshavisham @AbortionChat
Okay, so I can drop kick my pregnant ex down the stairs to end the pregnancy. Good to know, I’ll start planning how to go about the improvised abortion.
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sigh
delano 🪕 kingston trio glazer@2to_morrowOct 22
my possibly crazy trait is that i dont find bob dylans songwriting to be particularly amazing ? i mean. its good, dont get me wrong. but not best living american songwriter good. perhaps im biased but paul simon is a much better song writer and i wouldnt say hes even the best
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avary 💗@kyoruyeyeOct 24
being gay and anti ai in a workplace in 2026
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@Riemerville@RiemervilleOct 23
Teens are telling their therapists they don’t believe there will be a world left for them when they grow up My family therapist told me therapists are talking about this with each other because none of them know what to say I can’t stop thinking about that
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Czarina@fishontherun02Oct 24
the school sites I work at all have rapid response teams in case a student’s parents are abducted by ICE and we need to find a suitable adult to assume custody. I’ve been called multiple times. But ok!
Natalie Wynn
@ContraPointsOct 23
I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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Owain@orhuntOct 22
The Telegraph
@TelegraphOct 20
Hunter Schafer has attacked Britain’s single-sex bathroom laws during an interview in which they revealed they had undertaken gender reassignment surgery. 🔗:telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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the worse things get, the funnier it becomes that Papa Roach summoned the angst to write “Last Resort” in the year 2000
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Meg@megannn_lynneOct 23
it’s awesome to be alive in the ChatGPTOzempicOnlineGambling era. i always wanted to be stupid, hungry, & poor
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Ron Iver@ronnui_Oct 23
[taking a time machine back to a freestyle battle in the 2000s] Me: Give me any topic My opponent: Th- Me: And the topic has to be Alexander Hamilton
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Really got to love when the 11pm zoomies kick in
Gali
@galiofgalileeOct 22
BREAKING: Experts are still baffled as to why the ADHD brain drags all afternoon, only to suddenly operate at 100% peak capacity between 11:00 PM and 2:00 AM. The entire ADHD community: "Yeah, we already know." You don't even need a clinical citation—every ADHD parent and kid living it is the study. Here is why the neurodivergent brain suddenly wakes up at night (and how to stop it from wrecking tomorrow):1/5
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hahahahahahaha wait wait bureau isn’t universal????????
chase@_chase_____Oct 23
my bf is from boston and occasionally he’ll do something that feels vaguely british. he refers to his dresser as his “bureau” and it’s like ok sherlock holmes ?? what do u keep in there? cold cases from the 1800s? ur velvet smoking jacket? an emerald tie-pin from queen victoria?
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Once you realize that there’s quite literally nothing you could possibly need in TJ Maxx and Home Goods, that’s when the shopaholic healings begin
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someone on tiktok said frankenstein is completely unrealistic as victor couldve never built a creature as well constructed as the one in the book and its like yeah. thats the point. he goes against nature and achieves the impossible to satisfy his ego. its legit just this tweet
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`@literaturelisaOct 22
as someone with a crippling fear of starting something new, this is very reassuring!
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sexczema@dialectitsOct 21
correct, i don't use it. i'm smarter than the people who do, that's why
Major Glazer@John_BummitOct 21
So the people that are anti AI, do you like, not use AI at all??? Like not using it for generative art, and paying artists, I understand, but you're behinnnndddd if you refuse to touch it
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incredible quote
Good Morning America
@GMAOct 21
A Minnesota man is opening up after he saved nearly 20 children when their school bus driver suffered a medical emergency. Read more: goodmorningamerica.visitlink…

27-year-old man credited for saving kids, driver in runaway school bus

A 27-year-old Minnesota man is opening up after he saved nearly 20 children when their school bus driver suffered a medical emergency.

goodmorningamerica.com
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