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I edited our sex tapes into a 30 minute loop and put it onto my wall with a projector. I lit tealight candles, turned on red lights, and greeted him at the door in lingerie and heels. He tore my ass up 😭🫠
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don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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if you're telling me that a sandwich has never made you feel like this i genuinely feel sorry for you
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I’m sorry I just saw a girl say her dude babymama ugly & everybody ina comments posting her profile pic saying “ bitch you ugly too “ but the girl profile pic is a picture of her dude babymama so they calling the bm ugly too , BRO WTF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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When I'm reading a book and the author describes a facial expression made by the character so I test drive it
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he just immediately goes for the head with that kunai, no fucking wonder he has a flee on sight order on him
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i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.








































