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Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear. C’est La Vie. 🤟🏾💫

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Joined August 2011
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Need to get back playing football man 😕
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And the BBC want people to PAY for this…..
The BBC Hall of Shame: Jimmy Savile Stuart Hall Rolf Harris Huw Edwards Chris Denning Dave Lee Travis Mark Page John Mylrea Caine Tony Wadsworth Julie Wadsworth Duncan Bartlett Benjamin Wilkins Dylan Dawes Jonathan King Chris Langham Stephen Brookes Michael Rowell David Walliams Russell Brand The question is not just ‘Did the BBC institutionally cover up these offences over decades, enabling the abuse of youngsters?’ It’s also ‘Who else are we unaware of and still may be a danger to the public?’
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🚨 Full footage of the brawl between Usman Nurmagomedov and Merab Dvalishvili is INSANE 😬 (via @RedCorner_MMA)
🚨 Ilia Topuria just posted the footage of Usman Nurmagomedov jumping Merab Dvalishvili Holy sh*t 😳
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World Cup year? Fit all season. No World Cup? Injured all season. Time for a new contract? Fit all season. Signs a new contract? Injured all season. Manager struggling? Injured for months. New manager arrives? Fully fit within days. Club struggling at LB? Injured all season. Club signs a new LB and his place is under threat? Suddenly fit for most of the season. He literally missed the entire season, only to magically become fit just in time for the EUROS. Never forget that. This guy has been taking the piss for WAY too long.
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Lool ofc he is. He wants that new manager bounce
Luke Shaw is targeting a return for the game against Liverpool [@ChrisWheelerDM, @NathSalt1]
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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It’s official, Wayne’s heading into the jungle! 🌴 While Wayne’s in Australia taking part in @imacelebrity, we’ll be keeping you updated along the way. We can’t wait to see how he gets on and will be cheering him on throughout! Good luck, Wayne! 👏🙌 #imaceleb
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Katt Williams is a different breed 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The Bellingham brothers with the English National team! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌟
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Wait a minute 🤨
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🚨 Vincent Kompany, back at Bayern offices at training ground this morning. Beautiful news as Kompany is slowly returning to action, as @kessler_philipp reports on TZ München.
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Greatest camera angle in any sport ever
BETTER THAN SEX
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Is it time for the heater to go on?
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No Lacey ? Is Carrick trying to get sacked?
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Replaced my Wife's coffe maker water with THC🍃
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I think it’s good Australians see this. He was never going to miss that drop goal in 2003.
We all need a little loosener sometimes!
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🚨 WOW: Pablo Maffeo during the halftime interview in the Valencia vs Real Madrid game: “I really don’t feel like doing this interview; I think it’s SH*T. This interview has no place here. We’re playing a game.” 😳💥
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Kevin Hart tried having a serious moment with his friends while golfing, but they immediately told him to STFU because nobody wanted to hear another one of his speeches 😭😭 “You guys have to realize either you’re good for me or bad for me…” “Kev, STFU. You always gotta do a f*cking dissertation… STFU and swing” 🤣
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I need people to understand that even if you’re genuinely sorry,you still have to face the consequences of your actions Sorry doesn’t make everything right
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