@_JakeC91

35 || #SAFC | NF1 | Spouts crap at times |Used to be fat - now not as much

 Sunderland, England
Joined April 2020
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Jake Collinson retweeted
IandrewDiceClay@IANdrewDiceClay3h
I remember at our school two lads in our class were arguing. They were talking about wrestling, and one said "you'd be Yokozuna you fat cunt" and he replied "aye? And you'd be Goldust, you poof." Will never forget it.
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Hahahahahahahah Arsenal suffer the captain pugwash goal music!!!
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Jake Collinson retweeted
Ray Bradshaw@comedyray14h
The Balon D'or winner wears sketchers. Games gone
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@WestHam_Central12h
Nuno was the only Club manager Harry Kane didn't thank in his Ballon d'Or acceptance speech.
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Jake Collinson retweeted
B/R Football
@brfootball23h
From years of no trophies to the Ballon d'Or ❤️
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Jake Collinson retweeted
MΛƬƬ 🌿@hxll_mxtt23h
Those who have got the review copies of Grand Theft Auto VI are out here saying the file size exceeds 230GB at launch 👀🔥
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Lew Manor@Lewismanor2 Nov 2014
Harry Kane will end up at Leeds for 6 million in 3 years! Favourite this
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Jake Collinson retweeted
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@43322h
𝐈𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄. 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄, 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋. 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Jake Collinson retweeted
Red Sulk 💥
@BigRedSulk23h
Jesus...
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Michael Owen did not say this, this image has been digitally altered, the quote originally only talks about how Gerard Houllier called him to notify him of his victory. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
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Jake Collinson retweeted
HLTCO
@HLTCO15h
Michael Olise’s reaction to Kane winning has made me smile. It’s a reverse Lampard meme. 😂
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@HLTCO15h
I had always assumed that Harry Kane wouldn’t get near the Ballon d’Or because he lacked the PR to beat the superstars that he was up against. His numbers, longevity and overall game are so deserving of it. Top man. 🫡
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Jake Collinson retweeted
England
@England23h
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

ALT Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

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Jake Collinson retweeted
Luke@SAFC_Luke_2703Oct 26
Fake poppy rage is here again we’re so back
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@RTCORGUKOct 26
Gosport , the star pub , banned us for our poppy 🇬🇧
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To anyone using the X app In Hartlepool if these are your kids. Get a fucking grip and sort your fucking crotch goblins out. Your kids are attacking people. Don't go crying when one of the little fuckers ends up dead one day. Don't go crying say he was a lovely boy loved by everyone. I'll tell you now he wasn't he was a wanker who lashed out when he couldn't get his own way.
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William Storey@richenergyceoOct 26
Shocked to hear on good authority (confirmed by several impeccable sources) that Sunderland is being hawked around the City with a price of £700m! The first surprise is the club being for sale & the second is the price. Kyril picked the club up for well under £50m #SAFC
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See you opening day next season 👋🏼
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Jake Collinson retweeted
I Hate Apple
@iHateAppleeOct 25
iPhone Duo users be like......
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🤯🇷🇺 Meanwhile in Russia, the score is 1-1 in the 87th minute and one team gets a free-kick in the perfect position.. You'll never guess what happens when the goalkeeper steps up to take it. 🤣⚽️
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indykaila News
@indykailaOct 25
There were tears from officials at Old Trafford 😢
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indykaila News
@indykailaOct 25
There were tears from officials at Old Trafford 😢
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